How can i break /sprain my ankle tonight
so i wont be able to go to work tomorow????
quick answers please
YES i am serious, REALLY
2006-08-08 17:04:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i serioulsy am willing to do anything
2006-08-08 17:05:35 · update #1
OMG~ thats too funny,
lemme think... do you really want to break/sprain something at home? Do it at work where it's work comp. Fall down the stairs, that's get you down in the back.. Back injuries are far harder to disprove.
2006-08-08 17:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by sexxymexxy926 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump off a roof. Not one so high that you will kill yourself or break your neck, just a good solid drop and land on the ankle you intend to break.
Another way is to run over it with your car.
Or you could always take a hammer and smash your ankle bone. Say it was an accident.
Good luck!
2006-08-08 17:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by sweet_leaf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand on your tippy toes with one foot. Push your ankle forward as far as it will go. Cover your mouth. Now push down as hard as you can.
2006-08-08 17:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump off your roof
2006-08-08 17:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by salembog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fall out the front door.
2006-08-08 17:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jump off the roof of a house this ought to do it for you!!
2006-08-08 17:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jump off the top of your house
2006-08-08 17:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the nearest highway and stick your leg under a mack truck...that should do it.
2006-08-08 17:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by why do i? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz ur avatar looks cute ;] anyways pretend your sick or sumtin you'll figure out sumtin ;]
2006-08-08 17:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by *me* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go n tell ur boss this...he will do it for u ....with pleasure!
2006-08-08 17:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by zorba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋