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im gay!!

2006-08-09 15:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey, Bright Eyes, don't be sad!
We love you!
Besides, I looked up your pic and you are just beautiful!

Tonight you can rest and put it all behind you.
Have a cup of hot chocolate or some cool milk.
Take a hot bath.

But, before you relax and think about someone who is thinking of you, here is a joke:


Once there was a woman sitting at a bar feeling blue.
In came a handsome man who sat right next to her.
He ordered his special and then another!
She asked what it was because it looked so good.
He said that he couldn't tell her the secret but it made him
feel so good that he could fly around the building.
With that, he ran and jumped out the window.
He flew around twice and landed at her feet!

She couldn't believe it and ordered two of the same.
She drank them down, ran and jumped 52 floors to her death!
The bartender just shook his head and said,


"Jeez, you're a nasty drunk, Superman!"

Tomorrow's a new day.
Have a nice night!!!

2006-08-08 23:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1 0

Well only you can cheer yourself up.. but if you need a friend and would like to talk to a nice guy you can contact me My names Kevin btw nice too meet you.

We can talk about ur problem through messenger or chat in general about life , music , movies.. I'm up for any kinda chat where I can help you .. it sucks being depressed...

hope you can cheer up hun. .. oops sorry i call everyone hun

2006-08-08 23:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everyday above ground is a great day. Live life like it's your last day. There are more people who's got more problems than you do.

2006-08-09 04:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by tyrone b 6 · 0 0

make a bunny shape with your fingers and then say hopa lopa and go deep inside the cake and when you pull out say trick or treat .... if you see blood then treat it if you see no blood then trick it wia hopa lopa :)) ...

hope you like that :)) too sarcastic ..... :P

Love Ali 30 Male Vancouver Canada

2006-08-09 02:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by SEXY ALI 2 · 0 1

Monkeys steal my underwear at night.

2006-08-08 23:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0 0

"GREY SKIES ARE GONNA CLEAR UP!.......PUT ON A HAPPY FACE!".

Sorry you feel like $hit. Sick? Or just down? Down sucks.....well, I guess sick sucks too. Sick and down sucks hard. Blah blah blah?



Blah. Laugh yet? :)

http://www.funmansion.com

http://www.chewycentral.com videos! videos of people hurting themselves and doing stupid things. That ALWAYS cheers me up! Thank god for stupid people! Life's Dr. Phils......I hate that guy. I could do his job.

Sooooooo.........ahem.........uh?................. how's your mom?

2006-08-08 23:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by send_felix_mail 3 · 0 1

Take a Viagra it's the quicker pecker upper !

2006-08-08 23:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0 3

youre really hot

2006-08-08 23:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Bilbo 2 · 0 0

there are people on the cancer ward at the hospital that would trade for your problems any time

2006-08-08 23:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by DesignR 5 · 4 2

=)

2006-08-09 00:31:27 · answer #11 · answered by He is in control 4 · 1 0

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