Ten points if you make me laugh the hardest.
2006-08-08 15:58:28 · 7 answers · asked by Hymn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
one of my favorites is "bathroom reading" one..where jerry and george are in the book store and george takes the immpressionist art book in the can..they make him buy it, the funny part is when jerry sees uncle leo stealing..later jerry has a dream about uncle leo in prison and uncle leo has "jerry, hello" tattooed on his knuckles!!!!!!!!!
favorite quotes:
1. "does your mother lay out your underwear for you?"..............lol
2. " i don't want to be a pirate!!"
3. "you 'yata-yata-ed' over the best part." "no, i mentioned the bisque"
4. "you're an anti-dentite!"
5. "no, you're schmoopie..."
6. "and so what if i picked my nose...are we all not human? if we pick, do we not bleed!?"
7. "jerry, they're all calling me nip!" ...... "for i have seen the nipple on your soul!"
8. "i walk in to see my son treating his body like an ammusment park!"
another good scene is when kramer picks up the phone at jerry's and george was expecting a call (who he gave his name out as art van daley) and kramer says "no man, no one lives here with that name" and george comes running out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles...."say vandalay! say van dalay!!!" then falls on his face!
2006-08-08 16:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the episode where George found the cheap parkign garage. $50/month! Turns out it was beign used for prostitution, and they find used condoms
Meanwhile, one of hte 4 is dating the costume director for "Jacob & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." Kramer is dying to wear the coat. He gets it, and struts around town in it. A big purple hat blows by, so he picks it up and puts it on his head proudly, not realizing he looks like a pimp daddy! About that time the cops but the prostitution parking lot, see Kramer, and arrest him as the pimp daddy!
ROFLOL
2006-08-08 23:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So many great ones to chose from but the one that destroys me is the one where Cosmo has been hitting golf balls in to the sea, one has plugged the air hole of a whale and George has told a girl he is with on the beach where the whale came ashore that he is a marine biologist, and in relating the story at the coffee shop he pulls the golf ball from his shirt pocket--Cramer does such an incredible take, trying to shrug off the guilt, and finally asks "Is it a Titleist?"
2006-08-08 23:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any scenes with Jason Alexander in it.... that guy's character is so self centered.... reminds me of some chinese dudes I know of.... where they try to be the top or win in every aspects of life but end up putting themselves in embarassment. Smart asses
2006-08-08 23:05:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sith Programmer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The Contest" when George's mom catches George masturbating....lol. that was great
2006-08-08 23:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when Kramer was trying to save his sperm.. he went to Jerry's apt. and Elaine was there and he said.. I'M OUT THERE AND LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT...
2006-08-08 23:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by ooo_sw33t_ooo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you still master of your domain?
2006-08-08 23:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋