Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.........how was that?? :-)
2006-08-08 15:51:57
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answer #1
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answered by *Neha.* 5
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Saint Peter at the pearly gates gets the word that it's too crowded, so he has to "screen" the applicants to heaven. Three men arrive at the same time, so peter takes the first to the side, "How did you get here my son," he asks the first man. "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating, so I came home early and found her in the shower. I found no one else, but I heard a noise on the balcony. There was a man hanging by his fingers, so I stepped on them, but he didn't fall. I went to the kitchen, got the fridge, and pushed it over on him, he fell to his death, and the fridge crushed him, I was so distraught I shot myself!" "Well, that is awful!" said Peter, and then went to the second man, " I was bending over the balcony waiving to a friend, when I fell, but I managed to hang on to the balcony below, some nut stepped on my fingers, and then dropped a fridge on me, and crushed me to death!"... "OH! That is terrible!" Cried St. Peter...he turned to the third guy, " Well Sir, let me tell you, first your hiding in this fridge!"..... HA!
2006-08-08 22:58:07
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answered by Laurie 3
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Ok...2 guys walk into a bar, which is kind of funny because the second guy should have ducked.
2006-08-08 22:50:19
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answer #3
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answered by Brother Mutt 2
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well, just telling u m not doing this for 10 pts but it is cause laughter is the best medicine. or is it? well, i dunno really cause i well, crap tht. just wasting time here. sry i may not do much but, i think u have no laughter at home. pitty. well, i can be ur friend if u want to email kiong_90@yahoo.com. if u want to...
2006-08-09 08:05:29
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answer #4
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answered by crazy dude 3
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Look at this question.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgsJSl4z.vnDsVY2WvjxTrbzy6IX?qid=20060808194154AAgdHQL
It made me laugh.
2006-08-08 22:52:13
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answer #5
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answered by zil28ennov 6
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ok come look down my pants
2006-08-08 22:50:14
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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ooh!!! igot a good one....except its not funny, it just makes you go " :O"
2006-08-08 22:51:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm in charge of the penguins,.................and tonight they are happy!!!!
2006-08-08 22:58:38
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answered by kitten lover3 7
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have me in.
2006-08-08 22:50:24
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answered by prince47 7
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:) :) .............................................. :) :)
2006-08-08 22:50:14
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answered by Arun Prasath 2
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