I have just resigned from my job but I am here for another 3 & a half weeks until I can leave. I want to use up all my sick days but the excuses I've used in the past are good and pretty hard to top. What can I say is wrong with me? If it helps I'm 23, female & live in Sydney australia.
2006-08-08 14:59:07 · 17 answers · asked by catsup 4 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
You're leaving in 3 weeks, tell them anything you want!
You can always say you had something bad to eat and your stomach is upset,
Tell them you have an unidenitifiable rash and you need to see the doctor,
Tell them you pulled something in your back and cant get off the couch
My favorite is tell them you have ANAL GLAUCOMA (Cant see your a$$ coming into work today)
The worst excuse I ever heard: an intern called off because she needed to buy milk for her kids. Yes, the whole day.
2006-08-08 15:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by mand 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Sick Excuses For Work
2016-11-11 07:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up early. Drink a gallon of hot water. Run around a bit. Get tired, so that you actually feel tired. This takes like, half and hour, so wake up really early, like an hour before usual. Drink more hot water. Not luke warm water, but like tea hot warm water. Then get in ur bed and get under a thick, thick blanket, and keep urself under it. Make sure theres a space for breathing though. Move around under the blanket, and it will get hot fast. When ur mom or dad and stuff come in, or u go downstairs, u'll be an exhausted heat wreck. They'll think ur sick. It really works, u just gotta be careful and not get caught when ur doing the set up. It goes away quickly though, so make ur parents put u back in bed right after they check ur temperature and stuff. you might have to go back to school halfway through the day or something, if you cool down a lot and ur parents are mean. Remember to always act tired, even when you've cooled down.
2016-03-27 04:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your boss a male? If so, when you begin to tell him about a "female problem" he will undoubtedly stop you, because they don't want to hear about it even if it's true. So you won't have to get very creative or go any further with your excuse. Gynelogical issues make male bosses shrink away from the conversation. If it's a female boss, I'd go with some variations on the diarrhea theme. NOBODY wants to hear about that. The key here is to seem like you intend to tell all, and they will just want off the phone fast. (This is not from personal experience of calling off, but from experience as a boss talking with many other bosses.)
2006-08-08 15:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some that I have used are flu (gets you 2-3 days), migraine (gets you a day, maybe 2 if you say you're going to the doctor?, strep throat (2-3 days), poison ivy, poison oak, pink eye, etc.
2006-08-08 15:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by renee1724 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had one guy tell me on 5 different occassions that his grandmother died. I could excuse 4 of them, but the 5th one really eluded me.
You might get an excuse for being present for your first born's conception.
2006-08-08 15:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by rb_cubed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could fake like you are donating a kidney or that you miscarried a baby. It all depends on how moral you are. :) The sky is the limit. Grandma died is a classic. You could say you had some horrible illness check the internet for details.
2006-08-08 15:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by zara01 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Say you got bit by some kind of animal
2006-08-08 15:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by Star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
food poisoning?? I had that last year and I was in bed for 3 days.
2006-08-08 15:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat oatmeal get a liquid and put it in your mouth then act like you vomited.
2006-08-09 03:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋