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How would you kill that person?
The person who's answer is the best/most orginial/most violent way gets 10 points!

2006-08-08 14:52:59 · 5 answers · asked by Creative Name 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

5 answers

My pet peeve are those idiots that try to send me viruses in the email but can't put it in an executable file and I end up with an email full of code.

I would put that ****** in an office chair, tie his scrawny arms and legs to the chair so he couldn't get up and force him to reinstall Windows XP and Adobe Production Suite about 50 times. After every time he reinstalled, I would fry him with a small electric shock that would cause the computer to crash and require a fresh reinstall.

Okay, so after he's been up doing this for about 80 hours or so, I'd strap him into the driver seat of my car and force him to drive the 91 freeway at rush hour (that's the one in the OC for those of you who don't know) knowing that for every minute he's late, its one more laceration applied to his genitals with a dull rusted razor blade.

So he'd do that for a while... maybe 100 days of that... accumulating millions of lacerations to his already mutilated genitalia. Then I would hire the hottest escort and pay her to strip in front of him causing greater pain to his lower area.

And then to finish him off... I'd have him go shopping for shoes with my wife.

2006-08-08 15:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by John H 3 · 0 0

I would hang them upside down out of like a ten story window and poke a lil hole in their head, then let gravity do the rest.

2006-08-08 14:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Richie D 3 · 0 0

Act like a jehovas witness

2006-08-08 14:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by a tao 4 · 0 0

i would give him a ride to the most huanted house in the usa

i would buy him stuff so he can live there
and hopefully the evil spirt can ruin his life

2006-08-08 14:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by DivaStar 5 · 0 0

I would want to chock the living **** out of them...Spammers are so ******* anoying...

2006-08-08 14:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Justine 3 · 0 0

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