Best and worst ways to die?

Question

Please name the best and worst ways to die, but no lethal injections please, that's too easy.

Answer 1

The best way to die is being chased by a hundred naked women and then falling off a cliff. (Monty Python) Or being stepped on by an elephant while making love. (Michael Moorcock)

The worst way to die is 'scaphism'. From Wikipedia: "The naked victim would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a hollowed out tree trunk), the head, hands, and feet protruding from this improvised container.

The victim was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body so as to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond (or alternately, simply exposed to the sun somewhere). The defenseless victim's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed (and increasingly gangrenous) flesh. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock."

Answer 2

The best way to die is to die suddenly while you're laughing, because at least you're having fun. The worst way is taking a veggie peeler and peeling layers of skin off, slowly and deep....ow how painful.

Answer 3

Best way to die- head in a tub of creatine 😍
Worst way to die- not taking creatine

Answer 4

Best way is to let God decide. Worst way, is out of loneliness.

Answer 5

Best--- would shoot up versed and succinylcholine, easy painless death (am EMT, would steal off the ambulance)

Worst-- burning to death, very painful

Answer 6

BEST-NATURALLY (SLEEPING)
WORST-VERY PAINFULLY