say some thing funny or just let off a bit of steam. i promise to not get offended by anyone or report anyone, as well lifes to short.and what do points make jack SH^T !(sorry if i offended anyone!)
2006-08-08 12:45:58 · 18 answers · asked by ralphthemouth 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So you want me to say "something Wunny, Pitty or just so Fritty eh?" .......
Woman was stroking her boyfriend penis after sex,
He said "whats up? do you want more?"
she said "No, I was just admiring your dick.....
cos I don't half miss mine!!!"
2006-08-08 12:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for allowing me the opportunity to let off some steam. What's with these people who ask questions and if you don't agree with their basic ideas and actually express an opinion different from theirs, they start emailing you with all kinds of ridiculous nonsense? If they don't like the truth or at least someone else's opinion, don't ask the question here! I'm sure there are sites that you can ask a question on and have everybody agree with you because they all think the same thing.
Sorry, I can be funny but I don't have anything at the moment. Thanks for letting me publicly vent.
2006-08-08 13:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know ...
'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight" - Morrissey
Two monkeys goto see the King. The first monkey is called Albert Monkey and asks the King for jam. The King has too much jam and gladly gives Albert Monkey seven sweet jars of jam. The other monkey is called Bernardette Swanson-McMonkey and she asks the King for sexual favours. The King is happily married and sends her home without even a quick touch-up. So there.
2006-08-08 12:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1:Your mom is so dumb, somebody pushed her off the top of the monument, she got up, brushed her knees off and said "stop playin"2:Your mama so dumb, your dad said it's chilly outside and she went outside with a bowl and a spoon.3:What did your fat mama say to the people in Ethiopia? Aren't you huuuungry for Burger King Now!"3:Your mama got 2 teeth, the one on the dresser and the one in her back pocket.4
2006-08-08 13:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock
Little Bo Peep was sucking his c.ock
All of a sudden she started to weep
She could tell by the taste
He'd been f.ucking her sheep
2006-08-08 13:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I'm not funny 2. I'm not witty 3. I'm not pretty
but I'll let off steam anyway...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's better.
Ta
2006-08-08 19:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK say you're driving to Montana and your boat gets a flat. How many pancakes does it take to fix the hole in the roof?
2006-08-08 12:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by Scott K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm im confused! I dun really get what im supposed to be saying here? Oh well. Hello and good evening to you.
2006-08-08 12:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by haunted_angel85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If life is a bowl of cherries, why do I just get the pits?
2006-08-08 12:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally some1 like me nothing to say but still wanting to jibber on about sweet fa. cool! life is to short and what do points make exactly and please don't say "that's my point" that just wont be funny plonker.
2006-08-08 13:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by the strange one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋