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i'm really bored. the funniest one will be picked as best answer.

2006-08-08 11:56:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

omg im loving this question!!! ok, i was with my bff and we were in like 5th grade. we called a nail salon to make an appointment and i used this really cheesy fake british accent and i said "hullooo daaaahling, moy neim uz Faaaaa Auz. i would like to make an appointment for tomorrow at 3 pm." and shes like "excuse me, what is ur name again??!" I said "it's Faaa Auz daaahling, Faa Auz!!! Faa is short for Faaatima, see??" omg it was so funny she thought my name was FAT A S S!!!!! it totally sounded like that!!!! HAHAHAHAH!! i almost DIED laughing. that was like 10 yrs ago and i STILL think its funny :D

2006-08-08 12:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by Leeeiiilaaa 2 · 0 0

Go through a toll booth and pay the toll for the car that was 2 or 3 cars behind. That car never catch up to you, and will always wonder 'who that was?'

A variation: I have paid flower vendors on the street to give flowers to any unspecting woman, in a motorcar a few cars back or over, or waiting for a bus. By the time she receives the flowers I have driven away.

2006-08-08 19:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by LeBlanc 6 · 0 0

I didn't actually do it, but I got my brother to do it since a guy was needed for the joke. I got him to call up one of my really good guy friends and put on a really high voice to make him sound gay. He was like "Hi John, uh, you don't know me, but my name is Tommy and I got your number off the bathroom wall of the California Club." John was like "what? how ... who are you, what do you want?" And my brother goes "I called some of my boyfriends and asked about you, I heard you do a great teabag" (in case you don't know what that is, a dude puts his nads in the other dude's mouth) Then he said something else I won't describe here, but it involved a plastic straw and another guy's a$$. John was like "dude, you have GOT to lose my ****** number!" He was freaking out, then my brother used his real voice and said he was my brother and then I got on the phone ... he was SO pissed, but still laughing. We wear all drunk, that's why we did it.

2006-08-08 19:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 1 0

I'll give you one better. Last week a bored teenager called me as a prank from his job at Domino's pizza. He didn't know about call display and I got a free pizza out of him by threatening to report him for crank calling me. 'bet he won't do that again!!

2006-08-08 19:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by MAK 6 · 0 0

Some friends and I would call different beauty shops and ask them if they would dye pubic hair. That was pretty funny. We would also call the number on the back of those hair dye boxes and tell them that their product made all our hair fall out or turned it green or something like that. There reactions were priceless.

2006-08-08 19:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by cherrypie p 3 · 0 0

I called my friend who thinks Maxim magazine is a porn magazine and offered her a subscription. The funniest part was when she called me later that day telling me about it. I couldn't hold it in and had to admit I did it.

2006-08-08 19:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0 0

When my cousin and I were kids we pranked this lady, He called crying saying his little sister fell down the stairs and nobody was home. The lady asked where we lived, (she fell for it hook line and sinker!) he told her an address on the next block. She hung up and next thing we knew we heard sirens. We went to investigate and saw the paramedics knocking on the door. We never expected it to go that far!!!!

Every time one of us brings it up, we laugh our a**es off.

2006-08-08 19:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 1 0

i don't do prank calls but i do pranks (real ones)

i usually soak my hand in cold water, and dry it with a towel. then i go to a room, and lean back on the wall close to the light switch. when somebody goes in that room and turns on the light, i grab their hand with my own cold hands and they freak out.

2006-08-08 19:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

calling numbers on the white pages

2006-08-08 19:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 0 0

i messed with the taxi service in my town for like 6 months always calling and sending them to all sorts of places hahah it was funny we would get real stoned and just laugh our asses off

2006-08-08 19:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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