2006-08-08 10:42:55 · 28 answers · asked by owls4eva 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
resign
2006-08-08 10:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Kaypee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twisted your back while moving the fridg or you went away for the weekend and got stranded somewhere make sure you now how the weather is.. Or you have been throwing up all night or you have an eye problem and you just cant see yourself going into work..
2006-08-08 10:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by spicy girl 1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could have an alibi such as one of your relatives died, a family emergency, you need to attend a wedding of your brohter or sister from other state. And much more to think if you really decided to gop out for work. But be sure that be confident in defending and making stories.
2006-08-08 10:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by Arcie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a chemist for something that will induce vomiting safely...take it at work and when you vom at work with such nice breath you may have to go some as really ill... Wont work on a monday morning though
2006-08-08 10:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compulsory English lessons.
2006-08-08 10:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ring up and say you cant make it in to work as your have a few personal problems. Then you will have a few days to think of some thing good. Good luck, we all pull sickies.
2006-08-08 10:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by Pinkflower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean a fool-proof way? Request a personal day or take vacation tome.
2006-08-08 10:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by gadjitfreek 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sickness and diarrhea is definately full proof because it'a contagious and no boss would want other employees to be exposed to that because if you took it to work theres every possibility you could pass it on to your colleagues and your boss would have his staff off sick so say you have a tummy bug..
2006-08-08 10:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by maidenrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you were bitten by a snake. I knew someone that successfully used this very excuse.
2006-08-08 10:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him, or her you made a mistake and didn't really want the job as much as you thought you did the day you were hired.
2006-08-08 10:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by rookiewriter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run into a wall...full speed. On foot. Just close your eyes first...
*splat*
2006-08-08 10:47:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋