Will a SERIOUS person please answer my questions about SEX?

Question

I have ask all kinds of them! Will you please go answer them!? THANKS!

Sorry to offend people! I really just need information! I want to be better at and enjoy making love more! I have got no one to ask so I have ask on here! My husband is a preacher and I have no one to ask! I am not crazy as the bottom writer suggest! I guess I have ask about it too much today! Sorry! bye

Answer 1

Cloeen it seems like you are really having a problem with your sexuality. being a mother its obvious you've done it a few times, but being a preachers wife and your past questions show that you're uptight about sex.
You need to know that God created man and woman to be together and to supply for each other, (take care of each other) in marriage.
When you are married there is nothing that you do that will defile you bed. that sex is natural and created by God for your pleasure (and child bearing, but you don't seem to have problem in that area).
If you are having difficulty with orgasm it most likely is because you're so expectant of it and waiting for it. God tells you to not be anxious, he will provide all things. don't you think he was talking about all things. RELAX.
And yes have fun if you want to try some thing new in foreplay, do it, no it is not a sin. you are married and with your husband. RELAX.
Sex is something to be enjoyed, not rushed,-- maybe your husband the preacher has hang ups also and needs to be encouraged slow down and explore. (chapter by chapter,verse by verse).
also you should not be resentful of anything requested of you in the marriage bed nor afraid to request. remember you're there to take care of each other. if you want to look it up in books(kama sutra),then do it with the same freedom you watch the food network. there is no sin in it.--( yes i read alot of your past ?'s)--
here's to hot sweaty out of breath sex with the one God created for you. Relax, enjoy and have as many orgasms as you can handle. (both of you).
Oh yeah and there is nothing wrong with a preachers wife wearing a bathing suit, tanned or not. its ok to enjoy the Beauty God created.

Answer 2

Goodness, for a "christian" mother of four you certainly are a nymphomaniac. For one thing you have posted over 500 questions. Scary! Even scarier, alot of them have to do with sex. All kinds of questions on sex.

What are you? Some weird sicko pervert? I hope you're not some internet pedophile because you have kids and thats just sad..

Anyways, I'm not going to answer anything else you ask. Good thing I only answered you once. If I see anymore questions of yours pop up that are similar to this or others I will probably start reporting you.

I'm not trying to be rude. It's just that there are seriously messed up people out there, and I do not want anybody here to have to deal with one if I can help it by having you blocked. If there is a slight chance that you are being genuine, then you really need to talk to your husband about these things.

But after 500+ questions, I would say your pattern goes far beyond normal curiousity and into a morbid sickening obsession. After you're done talking to your husband go and talk to your preacher. You've got some explaining to do to save your soul from hell.

Have a nice day! =)

edit..ok so the majority of your 500 questions were not sex based. I went back and looked. You seem like a nice person actually.

But why are you sooo interested in this stuff for 8 hours straight?! I want to take back the comment about reporting you, since you have only been doing this for 8 hours. Sorry for any offense; none was intended.

Answer 3

Ok, I see the other questions and read your profile.

You are a mother of four, so I know you have sexual experience, but maybe you are not satisfied (it appears that you are asking if you are normal or if your sex life is normal). I'm going out on a limb and assume this is the case. There is a book entitled I'm Not In the Mood: What Every Woman Should Know About Improving Her Libido by Judith Reichman, M.D. that discusses a woman's sex drive..."Few physicians are able to help or are comfortable helping women whose dwindling sexual urge interferes with sexual pleasure, intimacy, and expression of affection". I'm Not in the Mood examines the medical reasons for the loss of libido as women age.

It is worthwhile to point out that mothers sometimes have a hard time switching gears from being moms to someone's sexy lover. You may need to spend more time expressing and exploring your concerns with your husband or see a sex therapist.

If my assumptions are way off, I apologize.

Answer 4

Yikes! I don't believe you! Either 'sweet little Chloeen' is NOT the Christian she pretends to be, or someone's hacked into her account!!!

No self-respecting Christian, let alone a priest's wife, would ever consider asking the general public such outrageous questions! And she would NEVER deign to ask for details of the sex guide in the kama sutra!! A text of Hindu origin, that's allegedly the words of the God of love written down...! That would be a betrayal of your oh-so-important religion!

Maybe you're just drunk or stoned ... priest's wives are like that sometimes...
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Answer 5

Dear u need to let people know what it is about Sex that seems to be bothering u then one can answer the question. There are many types of sex so as away!!!

Answer 6

i just looked at your questions, and, frankly, you seem obsessed with sex. you have over 500 questions posted and i went through the first few pages and they were all about sex and orgasms. if you're serious about these questions and truly worried about certain things (which may be the honest case), i'd say talk to your doctor about your concerns/questions. if this is the case, i apologize for what i'm about to say...

however, it seems like you get your kicks off people answering these questions and that's kinda sick

Answer 7

What you want to know about sex when you already have 4 kids?

Answer 8

I think a lot of people have been answering your questions seriously, dear. Most of us. You're a bit obsessed, though, aren't you?

Answer 9

OK and, at 67 I'm both serious and know about sex.

So... just WHAT is the question?

Answer 10

Whar are the questions??

Go to: http://kidshealth.org/parent/positive/talk/sex.html