I saw two men walking down the street. One man suddenly puked on the sidewalk and neither man hesitated, as if it were perfectly normal. Then I watched a very ugly blonde hooker slip on the puke and hit her head. Then a white poodle came up and began licking the hookers c*nt.
2006-08-08 10:32:44
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I positioned water into the ice cube tray a pair of hours in the past to make ice for this night. approximately an hour in the past, I opened the freezer and observed that icicles had grown out of the ice cubes UP in direction of the ceiling of the freezer. I surely have in no way considered icicles advance UP from something. Very Matrix-y. Then, I appeared it up on line and found out that, sure, icicles can advance UP.
2016-11-04 03:54:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Well I work in a government office, so it's pretty boring around here. I sat on an interview panel today and one of the applicants was wearing a very provocatively inappropriate see-through blouse. I know, not too weird.
2006-08-08 10:33:01
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answered by Vincent 3
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I was at Macy's and this scraggly looking guy comes walking through the luggage department wearing a mustard-colored wrestling singlet over top of a t-shirt & shorts. He was also wearing work boots.
2006-08-08 10:35:33
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answered by Quarter Midget Mom 5
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I was doing 80 down the interstate and a pair of knuckles and a white tuft of hair flew by me at warp one. In a clunker. There was a white tuft of hair in the passenger seat also.
2006-08-08 12:58:22
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answered by Anonymous
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I saw a baby deer on the side of the road, then a couple seconds later looked back and saw something lying on the street. It was upsetting.
2006-08-08 10:35:13
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answered by tina18 3
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I saw someone's coat in the median today. What were they doing with a coat today anyway. Usually I find a single shoe on a daily basis on my way to or from work every day but today it was a coat.
2006-08-08 10:35:00
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answered by real_sweetheart_76 5
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ppl keep trying to take short cuts through our parking lot because the road is closed due to construction. They end up having to turn around and almost hit others pulling in. It's been really funny to watch.
2006-08-08 10:33:45
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answered by Anonymous
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A washing machine and a complete toilet in the fast lane of the freeway on my way home from work. Go figure.
2006-08-08 10:37:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Today I saw an orb spider web coming through the screen that was just outside of it yesterday. Now how did they do THAT?!
2006-08-08 10:33:33
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answered by Sleek 7
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