Go for the Angry Pirate:
When your girl is on her knees giving you a beej and right when you go give her the load of your man chowder, you pull out and shoot it in one of her eyes. When she stands up to wipe the stuff out of her eyes, kick her in the shin as hard as you can and run. When she gives chase she will be limping with one eye closed yelling "arrrrrgh"!
2006-08-08 10:30:09
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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There are too many positions as you could try . There are 64 main positions described in Kamsutra books in India .
2006-08-08 10:34:37
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answered by dhalniranjan 1
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I don't know where you can find it, but there's this thing called "Dancing Sex" or something like that &it gives you like, 30 new positions.
2006-08-08 10:33:54
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answered by No.Use.For.A.Name. 3
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Hell no, nobody has any "new" ones. You think that people haven't already figured all the variations out after thousands of years? If you want to see, get some books.
2006-08-08 10:31:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Get a book...there's only so many different positions you can put the body in...and still have enjoyable/effective sex.
2006-08-08 10:29:32
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answered by . 7
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Try having sex with another person - many more positions for you to try.
2006-08-08 10:28:09
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answered by bitterbitter1 1
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You've tried all 101, you're good. You should pat you self on the back, oh according to postion # 76 you can already do that.
Smile
2006-08-08 10:31:29
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answered by t4king 2
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Have her lay on her back, & you cross her body, like a t.
Now have her raise one leg(say the right & place it over your hip bone& you can penetrate that way.You are on your side facing her, but your face should be to the rigth of her & level to her hip. Make sense
2006-08-08 10:30:15
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answered by AL 2
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Hey if you are stuffing that turkey the correct way, positions happen, depart, vertical becomes horz. and you will wonder.. How did we ever get in this position, saying, hold it while we untangle our legs.
2006-08-08 10:36:54
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answered by Anonymous
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a new position is u on top of me. u never done that before
2006-08-08 10:38:35
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answered by Anonymous
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