Give it a shot....
Mine:
...one who bows too much will never see whats coming...
2006-08-08 10:05:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Finger in nose and caught in lie alike: you are red with embarrassment when caught in act
2006-08-08 10:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was opening up a fortune cookie after eating a chinese dinner and seeing the message:
"That wasn't chicken"
2006-08-08 13:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ahmalya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want i had gotten this fortune, yet a team of people opened their fortune cookies and performed the numbers. they gained $one hundred,000 to $500,000 enjoying powerball....hmmm, i think of i visit p.c.. up some chinese language take out for lunch....
2016-12-11 05:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I see 10 points in my near future!!
2006-08-08 10:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i wish I could have a chance to write fortunes
that way I can give a friend of mine a taste of my own medicine
2006-08-08 10:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
2006-08-08 10:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who Screws in strawberry patch wake up with @$$ in Jam.
He who Fart in church sit in his own pew!
2006-08-08 10:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by Titzen_Ash_23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but i could be a misfortune cookie writer.....
2006-08-08 11:14:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♡♥EM♡♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋