Ok, describe yourself and whoever makes me laugh the hardest gets 10 points!
2006-08-08 09:38:44 · 7 answers · asked by Slinky 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm not making fun of you (I've had some complaints) just make me laugh
2006-08-08 09:53:08 · update #1
Hello,
Well lady,i'm two feet tall...
I am 98 years old...
With big Brown bloodshot eyes...
I have real sexy hair...
My feet are size 18...
I'm a love machine...revv me up baby...
And i'm naked right now as i key this to you my dear..lol
Thank You
2006-08-08 09:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if describing myself made you laugh, I'd rather not have the 10 points and keep my dignity instead. Thanks for the offer though!
But here's a joke for your laughing pleasure:
What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor.
BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! OH that's an elbow slapper!!! Whoooo! *does the Robot*
Oh, and don't listen to Wrecking Ball right there below me... what a killjoy! I don't think it was a mean question. Just not one I'd like to be the butt of. And I don't think some bizarre clowny fake description is gonna make you laugh, so buggers to it all! =oD
2006-08-08 16:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Firstd1mension 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if ppl describe there selfs y would that make u laught?
i dont see how it woule be funny and if u laugh at someone cause something thay say about there selfs thats just mean to laugh...
i am a mommy i hae 2 baby boys and a husband need i say more about myself and my life
u are mean
2006-08-08 16:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im 7'9" bright orange hair, one blue eye one green eye, i have half a mustache, on the left side, half a beard on the right, its partly gray so salt and pepper so half and half.
i wear a red and orange horizontally stripped shirt,and plaid pants, bright yellow, i have tiny feet, size 2.
so i fall over a lot.
my laughter sounds like a donkey.
i was once a circus clown but got fired for drinking, but i love the clothes.
i tried to be a rodeo clown but the bulls always avoid me.
would you like to go out to dinner?
2006-08-08 16:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by digital genius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a good lookin' tall Italian who can lick his eyebrows. I also have a wart on the end of my tongue for added pleasure while, well you get the drift!
2006-08-08 16:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by Greg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese Cake anyone
2006-08-08 16:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by See ya later aligator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok look at my picture and I'm slightly uglier, and a lot hairier.
2006-08-08 16:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋