2006-08-08 09:01:46 · 15 answers · asked by popparob1 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
he shaved it off a while back
2006-08-08 09:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He angered the Merv Griffin god and the 'stache was disposed of as punishment. When Alex passes away and makes up for this sin he shall receive his 'stache back just like ol' Tom Tucker did.
2006-08-08 09:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Melarro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Unified Canadian Home for Retired Moustaches. I hear it didn't want to retire, it was forced.
2006-08-08 09:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sacrificed itself and was deported back to Canada, allowing one of America's most beloved game show hosts to remain in the good old USA.
Alex didn't mind, the stache wasn't getting him the primo porn gigs he was shooting for anyway.
2006-08-08 09:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by Samuel C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess he didn't like a graying moustache to go with his grey hair.
2006-08-08 09:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by blooutflash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got sick of smelling Alex's bad breath so he is boycotting his face until Alex gets some tic tacs.
2006-08-08 09:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is 'he accidently trimmed one side off at an angle' for $200.
2006-08-08 09:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by SharkPrincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is that is became white so it no longer had the effect it once did. Thus, he got rid of it. Of course, this is just a guess.
2006-08-08 09:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Shira D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It lost in Double Jeopardy and ran away.
2006-08-08 09:10:23 · answer #9 · answered by Soo W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a Caterpillar...it finally turned into a butterfly and flew away
2006-08-08 09:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Sassafrass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It went to the moon and will never come back.
2006-08-08 09:24:49 · answer #11 · answered by libgurl2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋