My class is trying to come up with some original answers. Who ever gives the best answer wins 10 WHOLE POINTS! like O M G!
2006-08-08 08:28:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Because she forgot her shoes, and the asphalt was too hot to just stand there.
To flirt with the cute roosters on the other side.
Someone paid her chickenfeed to cross the road as a dare.
There was a chicken crossing sign, so it was legal.
It was a Catholic chicken.
Okay, that's enough for now.
2006-08-08 11:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Pat Buchanan
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
The Bible
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders
I missed one?
L. A. Police Department
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Richard M. Nixon
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx
It was an historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan
What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Machiavelli
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Freud
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book — and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
Einstein
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
2006-08-08 17:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Shot At Sight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Was it chasing an ever elusive old toad?
Or chasing a ball that someone had throwed
Or searching for a pretty geode?
Maybe the road had just been snowed
And across it the chicken had been blowed
While cars nearby away were towed
Before their engines could explode.
Or maybe a male chicken crowed
And this female just knowed
That to her his love would be bestowed
If she could just get to his abode.
Maybe a sloth that was three - toed
Came up to the chicken and then it showed
A gun in its toes that it paused to load
And horror the chicken did forbode?
Or maybe the Frogger computer code
After the years has begin to erode
And the many people who do download
See into the chicken the frog corrodes.
Or maybe it just wanted pie a la mode,
Or to startle the kids by the busload
As it ran right out into the road
And near the middle did implode?
The moral, you see, that we encode
About the chicken that crossed the road
Is not to worry about one’s load,
For the chicken’s is worse, its life has plateaued.
2006-08-08 11:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by Melody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As good ole' Ronald Reagan might say, "Well, here we go again." This is just another urban myth. Or maybe in this case, a rural myth. People just make up these questions as if it had really happened. I was there, so let me tell you the real truth. The chicken actually NEVER CROSSED THE ROAD!!
She stayed on the side, observed traffic conditions, and decided to stay put. Smart bird, I'd say. If you don't believe it, check out the chicken's website, www.i_never_crossed_the_road.com.
2006-08-08 12:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Carlos R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from all the people asking WHY the chicken crossed the road.
2006-08-08 10:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was once this chicken who was suffering from low self esteem and wanted to do something that would make his life memorable. So one day, he took the final big leap and crossed the road .He did not know the repurcussions of his actions. This event was noted and has been a part of popular history ever since.And people like you think about Mr. chicken atleast once in your lifetime....Mr. chicken indeed did something memorable.
2006-08-08 08:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by curious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to prove that he wasn't, too chicken to cross the road
2006-08-08 10:04:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the duck was on vacation.
2006-08-08 10:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by marbledog 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to avoid being hit by an uninsured driver!
2006-08-08 09:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by dfarrar5682 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To prove to the opossum it could be done!
2006-08-08 08:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋