it can either be one you've heard or possibly used yourself.
2006-08-08 08:27:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i saw you across the bar and felt an instant connection with you. i think this is the real thing, you are my soul mate.
2006-08-08 08:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by QKC 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How much does a penguin weigh? Enough to break the ice... hi im (insert name here) My history teacher told us that for some reason. And then my friend said (he's a boy) Is your father a lumberjack cuz every time i see you i get wood in my pants
2006-08-08 08:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1. your so sexy I thought you were a hippo!....ohh snappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
#2. "Do you wanna ****?"
#3. "How about instead of eating this hamburger, I eat you"
#4. "your giving me a HUGE *****"
#5. "Kneel *****"
#6. " get in the goddamn car"
#7. "Will you please have sex with me? I'm a virgin and I want to know how it feels. It doesn't even have to be very long, just so i can tell my friends that I have had sex . please"
#8. "your so hot, I need a fire truck to put you out."
#9. "It's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes (I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off)."
#9(response) "I am getting so cold I wanna KEEP my clothes on"
#10. "Insert rod A into slot B"
AND GIRLS WHO WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY INSERT HERE WITH AN ARROW POINTING DOWN.
2006-08-08 08:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by Alisia A. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Ugly
2006-08-08 08:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was your daddy a thief? Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
Ew, still can't believe someone said something so dumb....
2006-08-08 08:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shqiptare 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was freaking great...i was sitting at the bar, and a guy saw me from across the room, came over to me and said "I WANTED TO COME SAY HI BECAUSE YOU LOOKED INQUISITIVE". I laughed my head off. What the hell was he trying to say? Intriguing?
2006-08-08 08:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by AMY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much? I don't know if this is the worst, cause it still works in most places...
2006-08-08 08:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard these pick-up lines:
"Do you eat soup? 'Cause you look mmm! mmm! mmm! good".
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I see myself in you pants".
"Are those pants from outer space?" 'Cause your @$$ looks like out of this world"
There are probably more I've heard. But those are some.
2006-08-08 08:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know your an angel because nothing in here glows quite like you
2006-08-08 08:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by rachelle105210 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? Cause you have been running through my mind all day.
I hear this one all the time: I wish I had met you before...{I was married, you were married, you met him, I met her... the list goes on}.
2006-08-08 08:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by The Apple Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab your coat love, you've pulled!
2006-08-08 08:31:53 · answer #11 · answered by A G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋