If you were god what would you do different?

Answer 1

I would have made it clearer to the prophets that I don't have an angry bone in my body. I wouldn't cast my children down into eternal pain and misery. I love all my creations equally. Every body's ideas are great ideas. And I am darn proud of each and every one of you.

Answer 2

Meaning no disrespect to Papa Chito above, but I don't think he is God.

If I had the good fortune of being God, I would do many things:

1. Kill Britney Spears immediately
2. Go an a Mediterranean Cruise
3. Settle this whole Middle East thing.
4. Make it clear that I am God and there is only one God. I'd form clouds that say, "Hey dumb@ss! There's only one God."
5. Repeat step four - some people are slow on the uptake.
6. Then I'd take a two week vacation
7. Eliminate racism by making all people color-blind
8. Go see Pirates of the Carribean II ... haven't been yet.
9. Eliminate hunger in the world by whatever means necessary.
10. Change all Nuclear WarHeads into massive stink-bombs.
11. Have all 6 billion earthlings sing KumBahYa at the same time.
12. Watch the finale of Hell's Kitchen ... damn u Gordon Ramsey.
13. Make all women feel that they are attractive - which they all are by the way.
14. Make all men respect women.
15. Make all athletes compete clean.
16. Take in a game at Fenway Park.
17. Take in a game at Old Trafford.
18. Figure out a way to get into Natalie Portman's pants.

... that's a partial list anyways.

Answer 3

Given a chance to be God - I would do many things differently - such as -

* I will not come to work.
* I will create good food everyday and eat. Also, create more food for poors. Rich will anyway buy them.
* Create more jobs (which leads to construction not destruction) for unemployed people.
* Make things cheaper so that many people can afford.
* I will do a good job (unlike the present God) of creating all women beautiful and smart. I know present God does this but not to all. I will create more women than men - 3:2 ratio.
* I will protect nature magically. Dont know how though but it would be magical - men destroy i create.. something like that.
* Bring back dinosaurs to our Earth again so that people get scared of going to the jungle and cut down trees.

And many many things.. let me think

Answer 4

Well....Make the environment more sturdy (resistent to man's destruction) including the animal species. Have less evil in the world. Not create ticks, mosqiutoes, and cockroaches. Make Republicans more humble and Democrats have more backbone. And have fewer natural disasters. That's about all I can think of now.

Answer 5

I would come down and tell the fake Christians and other radicals to shape up. They need to read what the Bible really says, as well as the Koran, the Torah, Buddhist texts, and all the others, so they all can see what the real message is--do not condemn others, but learn to live in peace. Love each other, and treat each other fairly.

Answer 6

Nothing. If I was God I would be forced by my perfect nature to act in perfection. God could not have free-will or he would not be arbitrarily defining good and bad.

But suddenly we have run against the dilemma of Plato's Euthyphro

Answer 7

Everyone likes a good mystery, but I would leave at least one or two clues as to my existence.

I would also make it so that deep space travel was at least possible.

I'd also create a hot wife for myself.

Answer 8

I would annoy creating the power of imaginin' bein' god in human.

Answer 9

Give the day 30 hours
longer days, shorter nights!

Answer 10

Who says I'm not?
but truth be said hes doing all right(but i would not of created my X-wife)