2006-08-08 07:53:57 · 29 answers · asked by Peter McKoy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Come on in, then i would alert the correct authorities
2006-08-08 07:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by rachelle105210 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are ugly Osama Bin Laden
2006-08-08 07:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by cutie_pie 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
2006-08-09 17:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I've got a skateboard in my right hand, and one hungry dog's leash in the left, you're standing on the top of a 4 floor building, with and open railing to your back, I'm a 2nd degree black-belt in Karate, as well as kickboxing, I know how to handle the shotgun in the cupboard to my right, as well as the knives, and finally, I was pissed off enough to push somebody off this ledge, before you showed up at my door. So get outta my F-in' way"
2006-08-08 08:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about some of my homemade arsenic-laced apple pie, osama? mmm,mmm good!
or perhaps:
Hey! A guy left something for you here. Said it was important for 'The Plan'. Said you'd know what I meant.......... if you just wait a sec, I'll find it......... (then hit him with a bat and call the cops)
2006-08-08 07:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ananke402 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get him inside, tie him up and collect the 25 million dollar reward offered by the FBI for his capture!
2006-08-08 07:58:43 · answer #6 · answered by Flexis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, I'd just kick him in the balls and then beat him with a hockey stick and ransom him to the US government for a reward.
2006-08-08 07:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would kindly invite him in, and when he doesn't expect it, trap him so he can't escape. Then call the athorities, and be RICH!!!
I probably wouldn't say much to him, I would be to excited about the reward money.
2006-08-08 08:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by DeAnna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the shoe to the groin reflex from me would be much faster than anything I could think of to say.
2006-08-08 07:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by sethle99 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the last time, I don't want a complimentary copy of the Quran!
2006-08-08 07:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by hirsbrun_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋