i cant sit with him,, ,, and also i cant live without him..
2006-08-08 07:50:07 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
A very close friend? I'd move across the room if I were you.
2006-08-08 07:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't want to hurt his feelings, but you have a problem with his farting. Sometime, when you are eating gassy foods (popcorn, mushrooms, brocolli, beans, ice cream, pizza, etc) make a big deal about taking a gas product (beano, gas-x, malox, etc) in front of him because "Because this stiff makes me VERY UNPOPULAR to be around.." and maybe he will get the hint. It's probably his diet that causes him excess gas, so avoid being in close quarters when he eats the foods that cause it. You could try incense or scented potpourri olis to give the room a nice fragrance, or get some air freshener spray and spray it every time he farts. You could just go to the other side of the room, and when he asks what you did that for, just tell you had to "roast one off" and you didn't want to knock him over. He should be able to take a hint. Aviod humiliating him or he may not want to be around you. My partner and I have an understanding, and we use the "other side of the room" method or the "step into the next room" method. If I hear him do it from the next room, I ask him if he is learning to play the tuba (cornet, sax, trumpet, slide trombone, or whatever instrument it most resembled) and we both giggle about it. Farting is a natural bodily function. So is burping. They are only gross if you look at it that way.
No matter how old you are, farts are funny. Though gas is better out the attic than the cellar....
What's more funny and ever grosser, it the "shart"....and the facial expression that accompanies it. It is something ALL humans have done at some point. The face is universal, mulitcultural, and a dead giveaway. The surprised "uh-oh" and the quick sprint to the bathroom......too funny!
Just be glad he doesn't do THAT all the time!
2006-08-08 08:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-08 07:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you've got a problem because he does not seem to think so. I would say he is pretty gross and you must be, too......if you can stand to be a round someone who does not take care of himself. For me, I would opt out of the "friendship" until he cleans up his act. You could also be a real friend to him and tell him.....yuk!
2006-08-08 07:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could have a problem. you might ask he see a doctor for it or politely ask him to go to another room if nothing else till he's finished passing gas, maybe he'll try to put a little more control on it.
2006-08-08 07:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by summera76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to recommend Beeno, or Gas X, for your flatulent friend.
2006-08-08 07:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by mediahoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is more a problem of your friend then yours. Advice him to go see a doctor. There may be medical treatments for his condition.
2006-08-08 07:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by Putet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send e-mail to him writing about the problem from an anonymous new account.
2006-08-08 07:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slip him a bottle of Beano
2006-08-08 07:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beano, slip it in his food or you could just have a nice looking gal tell him that it is gross and inappropriate.
2006-08-08 07:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋