2006-08-08 07:41:04 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
'cause that's where Cheney was taking him to "do his business". On someone else's property.
2006-08-08 08:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by BarronVonUnderbeiht 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Dick Cheney
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, and WMBs on the other
side of the road . I'll get Georgie to go across the road and make a big speech about our danger!
NBC
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road. Warn the President!
George W Bush
I don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. I know that chicken has WMDs and we've got to cross that road to catch that chicken then bomb all the chicken coops to make sure they don't have WMDs . The chicken's are
either against us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
2006-08-08 08:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush might cross the road as often as he likes, but he is NOT the legitimate President of the USA.
In 2000 he was NOT elected and received power only through a 5:4 vote of the Supreme Court, whose members were appointed by his father or Ronald Reagan.
He therefore did never become a legitimate President of the USA in the sense of the election act and the Constitution.
Subsequently he was not entitled to stand for "re-election" since he was never elected in the first place.
Once all this sinks in and people will become aware of it and of all its implications and historical consequences, the USA will find herself in turmoil, might break up or even fight another Civil War.
2006-08-08 07:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sean F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
2006-08-08 07:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by jdfnv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time was to kick Algae the Green Guy's rear-end (and, boy, did he!) - poor Algae still hasn't gotten over it yet!
The second time was to kick the stuffing out of the Moron from Massachusetts (aka John "It's All About Leadership" Kerry, a guy who's been loafing in the back of the Senate forever now - some leader!).
2006-08-08 07:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Walter Ridgeley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because George Soros bought Cindy Sheehan a house right near his ranch.
Or because Dick Cheney pushed the button that made him do it.
2006-08-08 07:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, he was out taking tony for a walk, tony managed to break free from his leash, ran across the road nearly causing a big pile up.
george had to cross to get him and slapped him on the nose and called him a bad boy!
2006-08-08 08:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he was drunk, coked up, and his d**k got stuck inside the chicken, again.
There was a natural disaster, and he wanted to get as far away as possible.
Because George Bush is chicken.
2006-08-08 07:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you people do is whine, whine, whine.
You're a bitter liitle nutcase aren't you?
Who are you with, Hezbollah or Al Queda?
Do you really think i'm going to read that garbage you posted. lunatic?
Go back to your cave in the Tora Bora Mts.
Leftylooney democraps.
2006-08-08 22:18:48 · answer #9 · answered by Munster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To avoid nutcase Cindy Sheehan.
2006-08-08 07:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by MrPurrfect 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even George knows that answer
2006-08-08 07:43:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋