whats the dumbest criminal story youve ever heard?

Question

i.e. man holds up the wrong building which happens to be the police station.

Answer 1

My daughter had a boyfriend that held up a liquor store. As he was leaving, he went to put the gun in his pants, discharged the weapon and shot off his left index finger. The police took the finger, ran a print and identified the clown. He went to jail...........

Answer 2

Police arrived at a house that was broken into. there was a crow bar with Bill C. etched into it also a screw driver was found in a room with Bill Crain written on it. It had just snowed and there was only one trail in the snow leading away from the house. The police followed the trail to a house with the name William Crain on the mail box. The police officer rang the bell and when a women answered the door the police officer ask for bob. The women left and a man answered the door wearing a shirt from a gas station with a name tag of Bob C. and he was holding a tape player in his hand with the address of the house that was broken into. Last week ther was the story of a man who tried to craw thru an air duck to breake into a company and got wedged into the vent and could not move.

Answer 3

A man breaks into the house of a vacationing couple. After putting everything he was stealing into the living room that he is going to take he decides to go out the side door into the garage, looking for more loot. When he goes into the garage the door's self-closing/self-locking mechanism does its job. Now the thief is stuck in the windowless garage and he couldn't figure the key code out to unlock the garage door. He ended up living in the garage for over two weeks on dry dog biscuits and warm diet pepsi before the couple returned.


SIDE NOTE: Later on the man sued the couple for endangerment and won over $30,000 in court.

Answer 4

A man walked into a convenience store and demanded all of the money from the cash register. The clerk told him he would have to buy something before she could open the register. He told her to get him a pack of Marlboros. She informed him that he would have to show her some ID, so he handed her his driver's license. She memorized his info. and gave it to the police after he left.

Answer 5

two men were robbing what they thought was a jewelry story and after opening each safe founding only pudding in the safe so being hungry they ate it the cops arrived and arrested the men only to find out they broke into the wrong building-- it was a sperm bank located next to the jewelry story

Answer 6

I like the guy who tried to rob a bank but he wrote the note demanding money on the back of his own deposit slip..You can find a whole bunch of these stories by going online to the Darwin Awards' site.

Answer 7

Two guys robbed the local dog track and tried to escape in the elevator but there was a power cut during the escape i weren't rescued/caught until the morning!

Answer 8

On an episode of "COPS" they showed how a lady called the cops because the person selling her crack ripped her off. LOL

And in a local paper (Potomac News) a few years back i read how this guy called the cops because someone broke into his house, stole his money, chain and his bag of weed, lol!

Answer 9

Guy goes to rob a liquor store.

His plan:
Act like I am going to purchase something, then when the register opens, make my move.

The Act:
He goes into the store, selects an item and walks to the counter. He places the liquor on the counter, and the clerk as for ID. He gives to him/her then she continues the transaction. As planned, when the register opens he makes his move. He grabs the cash and goes. He did forget one thing though. His ID.

Answer 10

Two guys came up to my friend's brother, who was a military doctor, to steal his bag of money. Unfortunately, the doctor knocked them out and took them to the police.