2006-08-08 06:02:19 · 8 answers · asked by RepublicansAreFookingRetards 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I am a Christian, and neither are true for me. What does this have to do with politics, anyway?
Answerman is all KINDS of wrong. Only in the missionary position? Only once a month? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
If that's the standard Christians are supposed to be held to, I'm failing miserably!
2006-08-08 06:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋
It goes back to a mistake in an ancient manuscript....
You see doctrine was copied by hand for hundreds of years from manuscripts that were copied from origionals. It still is copied by hand in some areas. Recently in Rome one of the new monks working in the Vatican library asked the head Cardinal what would have happened if someone copied a letter wrong, then doctrine would be wrong for hundreds of years! So the Cardinal and the monk went to eh vault and bagen to look over many of the mauscripts. As I read it, the monk found the Cardinal banging his head against the wall crying and in a fitful rage. When the monk approached the Cardinal he heard him repeating the phrase, "We forgot the r, we forgot the r, we forgot the r" The monk said, "What do you mean father?" The Cardinal replied, "It was celebrate!"
Now I don't know if that actually happened or not, but it makes a good story.
2006-08-08 13:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by PDK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not just the Christians, that is part of all organized religions and it speaks to the religions being the justification of the states decision to use war as a tool while eliminating the guilt of sending people to kill one another.
2006-08-08 13:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a christian and i hate violence but i love sex..so you must be talking to the wrong christians...
2006-08-08 13:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by bonita wheda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christians don't hate sex, they have it once a month in order to procreate, they will only do it in the missionary position though because the view any other way as being dirty.
2006-08-08 13:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
are you retarded?
christians dont hate sex. i love it and im christian. christians dont love violence-its up for debate.
and for answerman, you are a ******* idiot. doing it only in missionary style? are you insane? and once a month? you are a sex-deprived loser.
2006-08-08 13:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by David 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There you go again quick run down the street and catch your brain before it gets run over.
2006-08-08 15:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the Bible is explicit about violent actions, but doesn't go into details about sexual activity. So it's an unknown.
2006-08-08 13:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by coragryph 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋