Why should the U.S. send CHEERLEADERS to Lebanon?

Question

After seeing the headline today "Israel plans deeper push into Lebanon," it seems appropriate that America also uses some of its "soft skills" to aid our allies in war on terror and send a group of cheerleaders to the Israelis to stand behind the artillery, tanks, and advancing troops and sound off loud and clear with that old immortal high school cheer that never goes out of style:

PUSH 'EM BACK,
PUSH 'EM BACK,
WAAAAAAAAY BACK!!!!!!

We could attire the ladies appropriately in red, white, and blue and hire Ann Coulter as cheerleader choreographer and coach. It would no doubt also do wonders for the Israeli boys' morale -- not to mention mine.

Sooner or later, this immature Arab machismo that manifests itself when characters like Saddam miscalculate and lose all, or when Israel once AGAIN kicks rearend in that part of the world, has to be CRUSHED.

CLAP YOUR HANDS
& WIELD A NUKE
HEZBOLLAH & HAMAS
MAKE ME WANNA PUKE!

Yo Bush! Pass the popcorn, baby.

Answer 1

If we send Coulter as a cheerleader, it would demoralize the Israelis. Not a bad idea, they need to stop their incursion into a sovereign nation. And she would stand a fair chance of getting killed. That makes it win-win. Go for it.

Answer 2

No Lebanon has enough cheerleaders the way it is now.

Answer 3

Dubya was a cheerleader at Yale. Send him first....

Answer 4

Watch what you say about cheerleaders okay.

Answer 5

A little "tongue in cheek" fun? Bet you raise some eyebrows with this one!

Answer 6

No comment...well actually, I have to say, I don't like the idea.( :p)

Answer 7

great