we just moved into a new house,and lo and behold we found this dildo,in the attic,do we contact lost and found in the newspaper?
2006-08-08 04:51:48 · 27 answers · asked by har 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sell it on Ebay and make a few bucks. There's a big market for old, crusty, used dildos...
2006-08-08 04:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, oh yeah, that'd be great! If you really want to get it back to it's owner, call the realtor or the people you bought the house from and say you found some "personal" items in the attic that should be returned, otherwise throw it out, or give it a good scrubbing (OK, a REALLY good scrubbing) and test it out.
2006-08-08 11:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by twistedscorpio87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pose - take a picture - wash your hands - throw away the dido - toast the new house - and laugh about this years down the road - you have the picture to bring back the memory.
PS - how weird that it was in the attic?? LOL
2006-08-08 11:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by hmmmmmmm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, sounds fishy.... you said it was a "new" house. Either you or your wife put it there for the other to find it.. so use it ...
2006-08-08 11:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely Lioness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Throw it away, and buy a new one, now that both of you have your interest piqued!
2006-08-08 11:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by AussieGrrrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww. get some latex gloves and put it in the trash...then sanitize your attic.
2006-08-08 11:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by lndsuedelvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the wife if she'd be interested in using it! Are you sure she did't plant it?
2006-08-08 12:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by Rick J 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would, it may be very valuable to someone and perhaps there's a large reward.
2006-08-08 11:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ..... just throw it out chances are the owners probably got a new one
2006-08-08 11:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EDIT: On second thought, never mind.
2006-08-08 11:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋