when do u no wen ur gettin old?

Question

my friend says their gettin old cos her older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around her.

Answer 1

You know when you're getting old because:

You don't like to do fun things anymore;
You've become a pain in the @rse;
You think that you know it all;
You think that life sucks and you've got a bum deal;
You are so fixated with just one or two things in life that you miss the bigger picture;
You stop being open to new ideas;
You think that everyone else is having more (sex, fun, money, chocolate cake...whathaveyou)
You don't jump in the sea at every opportunity that presents itself;
You are old when you refuse to see the other persons point of view;
You are old when you stop experimenting with life;
You give up on adventure;
You no longer take risks;
You care more about other peoples view of you than about your own experiences;
You will not tolerate someone else's viewpoint as being just that;
You think that you have the only answer (to life, religion, music etc)
You're having a 'good-time' at the expense of someone else;
You want to be someone elses master - or someone elses slave;
You take everything personally.


When you can highlight more than two of those, you're getting old. More than three and you're right there. Old. OLD.
As you can see, some people are old before they are 20 - old and immature!

Me, I'm not going to be old. Not ever. I was just born a lot earlier than some people, and always will be. "Older than I once was, but younger than I'll be" as S&G once sang.....

Remember, their is a massive difference between OLD & WISE. To be wise you must have had some time (say - more than 20 years) on this planet and still be able to tick NONE of the things listed above.

Answer 2

Absolutely what $0.02 and the mindzeye wrote.

Young people are for the most part retarded (Super baggy pants? Didn't vote when Bush was on the ballot...?) and when you see posts where everything is spelled like crap on purpose (eye lyke dis boi an im skurred he wont lyke me enymur...) THAT'S the moment where you go holy crap, I'm frikkin' old...

Answer 3

When the songs you listened to back in high school is considered "old school"!

(About the sex jokes - - yeah, the 1st time my Mother told me a sex joke it totally freaked me out)

Answer 4

You never get old. Old's what older people are. Kids are what younger people are. You're always just right - even when you start running out of older people.

Answer 5

When you get annoyed at people being illeterate and lazy, using 'text speak' instead of real words for Yahoo Answers. 26 years old and proud to be educated and well-spoken

Answer 6

The critical sign for having reached old age is when you tuck your vest into your underpants. No turning back after that.

Answer 7

u no it when ur teeth r falling off,when u can't walk properly,when u get annoyed by the things kids and teenages do and when think how old u r!!!

Answer 8

When I reflect that I've spent more time waiting for traffic signals than you've spent on earth. [Waikiki Taxidriver 16 yrs]

Answer 9

You can tell when everything that was standing pointing North, firm on your body dives down south lol

Answer 10

When you think the person who serves you in the pub doesn't look old enough to drink.