whats twas the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

Question

be as rude as you like if need be! x

Answer 1

During a wrestling match in high school I was trying to throw some one and I pooped my pants, right there on the mat... in front of the whole school.

Answer 2

I was at a dinner party once and just as I got a piece of roast beef halfway to my mouth someone asked me a question so all eyes were on me when the beef flipped off my fork and dropped right into my cleavage.

I was sitting there wondering what to do and how to get the food out of my bra and since everyone had seen there was nothing to do except blurt out "I'm sorry if I don't feed these things they'll hop right out and eat off my plate!"

Everyone was still laughing when I excused myself to retrieve the roast beef and everyone applauded when I came back to the table.

Coming in a close second: After a rehearsal for a fashion show there was a huge flurry of activity because several dozen people bought tickets at the last minute and seats had to be added. The crew forgot to tell us that in order to accommodate the extra seating they removed the last section of the runway.

Since the lights are always so bright and you're not supposed to look at your feet I always count steps in rehearsal. I was first and I strutted out, head held high and was just about to do some swishy flourish and a pose when I ran out of runway!

You've heard the expression ***-over-tea kettle? I can't comment on the tea kettle, but there was plenty of the former since I was in a heap on the floor with my skirt over my head and my head in the lap of a very surprised gentleman!

I got up, rearranged my skirt, ran my fingers through my hair, hopped back up there and picked up where I left off. When I got back stage I started laughing hysterically. The MC had to cue music to drown me out!

Answer 3

my most embarrassing moment was playing truth or dare. I got dared to stand up and let this guy take off my panties from under my skirt. He made sure he got a good feel around while he did it. And then I wound up going commando all night because he decided to keep my panties as a souvenir. It was really embarrassing.
Also at a school dance. I wore a strapless dress. Someone trod on the hem and it fell down, tripping me over and leaving me lying in the middle of the floor in nothing but my panties.

Answer 4

Raising my hand up, standing up and answering the 2nd question instead the first in a room of about 100 people, I really got embarrassed then. Anyway, that just took placed for a few seconds. Otherwise, I'd have jumped into any hole on the earth and stayed there for ever.

Answer 5

I'd been out for an indian meal with friends, the food was plentiful, the beer was flowing and my ex was there. Laughing and dancing the night away with everyone in a club afterwards, I ended up speakin to my ex for the first time all night. One thing led to another and we ended up going home with each other "for old times sake". Anyway, to cut a long story short, we were in the throws of ecstasy and I was knelt over the her about to piss on her face when the curry kicked in; I shat absolutely all over her. To top it all off my 2 kids had been watching at the doorway with the local vicar.

Answer 6

this happened to my friend last week but it was the most embarrasing moment ever 4 both of us.
So were at this pub doing karaoke and were on the pull coz theres an army barracks across the road and the pub is full of juicy soliders mmmmmm so were strutting our stuff on the dancefloor when my friend decides she needs the loo. when she comes back she starts dancing again when the whole pub turn and start laughing at her we were both like wot? when she turned round she had a sanni towel covered in blood hanging out of her pants our faces turned the same colour as the pad we ran out and swear we will never step foot in there again. how embarrassing eh?

Answer 7

I was speaking to a group out in San Francisco,my company had a very successful year and everyone was kissing my butt.I had a cold and during my speech,a did a half sneeze and this huge snot bubble,just popped out.It was the weirdest thing,huge,like I was blowing a bubble with 10 pieces of gum in my mouth,never happened before or since.I was pretty embarrassed.

Answer 8

It's kinda lame but at the time very embarrassing to me: When I was 8 or 9, I had braces and had to go to the dentist (or whatever that doc is called) all the time. I wanted to make a good impression and walked in saying loudly: Good Morning! Unfortunately it was 2 in the afternoon! Oh boy - I was soo red! And after I was done, I walked out and my mom said: Did you hear that person who said Good Morning at 2 in the afternoon? And I got even redder: Upps, that was me...
As I said - kinda lame now but then...

Answer 9

stayed over at a friends house after a party there and we all slept in the living room on the couch chairs and floor.There was a girl there that i like and she liked me, well i got really drunk and went sleep walking and woke up standing above her tugging at her sheets!!!!!! then she woke and asked me what was goin out and i went to walk out the front door in my undies!!!!! I dont really embarrass easily but with this i was mortified....luckily the girl still likes me!!! woo hoo!

Oh yeah another party at the same house, when the candles where getting lit on the cake i tried to help but knocked a bottle of red wine all over it!!!!

And even last night in the same house again i walked dogs muck through the kitchen at another party!!

Oh my god, you have just made me realise what a bumbling idiot i am ha!!!!!!

Answer 10

Back in 1996 at a school leavers prom, i drank my weight in alcohol, (even before it started), preceded to drink too much sherry, ate a candle, danced like a mad man, then to top it off on the way to the toilet to die, was sick over the headmaster. Twice. then was to drunk to give him my parents number. and had to grovel the next week to not be suspended. those were the days.