Because only real men catch baseballs, and it's the wussy's with soft hands that can't hold on, or don't have the coordination. I once sat next to a kid and he got hit in the face with the ball. I was drinking, and I didn't feel like dropping my beer to catch a baseball, and he took it right in the face. His dad wanted him to go see the Nurse. I thought, what a loser. Might as well dress the boy in a a mini skirt.
2006-08-08 02:17:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
GreenCaddy: I had the beer in my right hand, and the kid was sitting to my right. What do you want me to do?
2006-08-08 02:30:01 · update #1
For all you baseball purists, see this video:
http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=19967
2006-08-08 02:43:42 · update #2
Crime.dog: Beers cost $6.00 for one beer. I don't know the kid, and I wasn't in the mood to jump out of my seat like all of the other retards. What was funny was that the kid tried to catch it, and he was much older than 5.
2006-08-08 05:00:15 · update #3
Every single time
2006-08-08 02:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by heidinichole 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, because I know that all people are human and have feelings. That statement about only real men catching baseballs is a lot of crap. Everyone has things they are good at and things they are not good at. Just because a man is not a great baseball player, that does not make him any less a man. You sound like a real jerk. I am sure there are plenty of things that you aren't good at (it sounds like being a decent human being is one of them). No kid should be hit in the face by a baseball just because some idiot didn't want to drop a beer. That kid may have been seriously injured, but it doesn't sound like you have enough compassion to care about things like that. You need to take a good look at yourself, because if you are the kind of person you sound like, you are going to have a very lonely life ahead of you. I can't imagine anyone wanting to be with someone with your attitude as a friend or a spouse. Oh, and if beer is that important to you, maybe you need to see about getting into AA, because it sounds like you have a serious problem.
2006-08-08 02:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by georgiapeach 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you were a real man, you would have bear handed the ball with the open hand, held on to the beer with the other hand without spilling a drop, then smiled for the cameras, then took a big swig of the beer, smiled for the cameras again and then handed the ball to the kid, took another big drink, smiled again, and then sat down.
2006-08-08 02:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by greencaddyman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Were you drinking when you thought up your name or just lost in your infantile past? Not every foul ball is easy to catch. I had one coming near me off the bat of George Brett back in '83. It spun off the end of his bat and I tried to make a one-hander while leaning over a rail(it was my left hand and I'm a rightie) All I got for my effort was a big bruise and a couple of "nice tries" from people around who recognized the difficulty.
2006-08-08 02:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man you must be a professional athlete the way you're talking. What major league team do you play for? Oh, what's that your just some fat guy who's practiced catching a ball and now critizes a kid for not being able to.
2006-08-08 02:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by aplusjimages 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let me know when I miss something . A man that is not willing to drop his beer in order to protect an innocent child from bodily injury is calling that child a loser ? Did I get that right ?
2006-08-08 06:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was there...why don't you tell everyone how the 5 year old boy came back from the nurse's office,kicked you in the nuts,.threw the ball off your mouth,threw the beer in your face and said "Eat ****!"...wussy
2006-08-08 03:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by fred[because i can] 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes when my head is hammering from migraines I wish I wasn't born with them : ( But no, I love life & find it awesome in so many ways : ) I send you purple giggles so you do too XD
2016-03-27 03:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're an asshole. your precious beer is so important. what if he gets a bloodclot and has a stroke and dies? how would you feel then? really what you're saying is that you are too wussy and your hands are too soft to drop your beer, so you just kept drinking it and didn't even try to catch the ball because you're too embarrassed to try to catch it because you know you would miss.
2006-08-08 04:29:24 · answer #9 · answered by crime.dog738 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boy, you sure are a man! Letting that little guy take a hit like that! You must have a million admirers. Wow! I'm under impressed.
2006-08-08 02:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by quietwalker 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey he wanted the ball bad enough to take it in the face. You were to lazy to put down your beer to grab it. I guess your the one who missed out on a free souvenir.
2006-08-08 02:20:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋