Do you know some famous movie quotes?

Question

Whoever comes up with the best one I've heard gets best answer. Please tell me what character, actor/actress, name of movie and year of movie.

Alright, here's mine:
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Princess Leia
Star Wars Episode IV

Try to give me more funny ones please.

Answer 1

"Hello, georgeous"-Barbra Streisand as Fanny Brice-Funny Girl (1968)

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"-Marlon Brando as Don Vito Corleone-The Godfather (1972)

"You had me at hello"-Renee Zellweger as Dorothy Boyd-Jerry Maguire (1996)

"I'm the king of the world"-Leonardo Dicaprio as Jack Dawson-Titanic (1997)

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"- Judy Garland as Dorothy-The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"Here's looking at you, kid"- Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine-Casablanca (1942)

Ted Striker (Robert Hays)-"Surely you can't be serious" Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielson)- "I am serious and don't call me Shirley"-Airplane! 1980

"There's no crying in baseball!"-Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan-A League of Their Own (1992)

"I wish I knew how to quit you"-Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist-Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Answer 2

Jack Nicholson- As Good As It Gets (talking to the maid)
"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day in your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."

Jack NIcholson- (talking to his neighbor)
"Never, never interrupt me, okay? Not if there is a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hankie to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. "
" Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me sweetheart?"

Answer 3

Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?
Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
_____________

Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't raise no foo'!
___________
[Michael and Cameron enter the bar looking for Patrick]
Cameron: Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
[Cameron reaches into a jar on the bar]
Michael: *Don't* touch anything! You may get hepatitis.
[the boys find Patrick who is drinking and smoking]
Patrick: So, what have ya got for me?
Michael: A little insight into a very complicated girl.
Michael: Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
[Cameron and Patrick look confused]
Michael: Never mind.
Cameron: All right, first thing, Kat hates smokers.
[Cameron slowly removes the cigarette from Pat's hand and throws it down]
Patrick: So you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.
Patrick: Yes... well, just for now.
Cameron: And, umm, here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes... pretty guys.
Patrick: [slowly rises, confused] Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Cameron: H... he's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
[Give's Patrick two thumbs up]
Cameron: Gorgeous guy.
Michael: Yeah... I... I... just wasn't sure.
[They nervously smile and Pat slowly sits down again]


*These are quotes I liked from "10 Things I Hate About You."

Answer 4

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Answer 5

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”

Movie:Gone with the wind
Year: 1939
Character: Rhett Butler
Actor: Clark Gable


"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

Movie: Gone with the wind
Year: 1939
Character: Scarlett O'Hara
Actress: Vivien Leigh


XD

Answer 6

All quotes taken from Spaceballs (1987)
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
Dark Helmet (Rick Morranis)
or
Dark Helmet (Rick Morranis): "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Lone Star (Bill Pullman): "So what does that make us?"
Dark Helmet (Rick Morranis): "Absolutely nothing which is what you are about to become."
or
"Its megamaid, she's gone from suck to blow."
Col. Sandurz (George Wyner)
or
"Come back you fat bearded b****!"
Dark Helmet (Rick Morranis)
or
"You have the ring. And I see your scwartz is just as big as mine. Lets see how well you handle it."
Dark Helmet (Rick Morranis)
or
"Well what have we got here? Will you look at her. Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. You know something princess, you are ugly when you're angry."
Lone Star (Bill Pullman)
or
Pizza the Hut (Dom DeLuise): "Well if it isn't Lone Star and his sidekick Puke."
Barf (John Candy): "Barf."
or
Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga): "Who are you?"
Barf (John Candy): "Barf."
Dot Matrix (Joan Rivers): "Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes."

As you can see, I love this movie.

Answer 7

in the Movie French Kiss 1995 staring Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline, I like this quote:
Kate: Why weren't you the one, Charlie? The one who turned on this big shiny Kate-light that burns so bright?
This is form the scene after dinner and dancing.
I have seen this movie at leats 50 times

Answer 8

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and good things never die."

Character: Andy Dufresne
Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Year: 1994

"I'm a mog, half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend."

Character: Barf
Movie: Spaceballs
Year: 1987

Answer 9

"All right, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dyin in your beds many years from now... where you would be wantin to exchange all days from this day to that, for one chance... just ONE chance.... to come back here and tell our enemy that they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom..... KABLAAA!!"

William Wallace/ Mel Gibson/ Braveheart/ 1994


"And why not?
"Why not?
"We are already half way through!"

George Rutaganda / Hakeem Kae Kazim/ Hotel Rwanda/ 2004

Answer 10

Character: Tyler Durden.
Actor: Brad Pitt.
Name of movie: Fight Club. (1999)

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ******* khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Answer 11

"I'm your huckleberry"

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds. "

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave. "

"Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself."

Doc Holiday
Val Kilmer
1993

This movie is full of great quotes but I am partial To Doc Holiday!!