I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Is it worth it to get THAT drunk do you think?
2006-08-08 01:51:36 · 27 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LAMO, That sounds like something my grandpa would say lol
and I'm sure if hey was that drunk, It was for a good reason. Besides, peacocks are hot anyway.
J/K
2006-08-08 09:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by That_guy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doubt the old man really did it with a peacock, but that's kinda sad at the same time. Poor man, just looking for his son... lol it was funny though. At least the old man had a sense of humor to respond to a crude comment from a teenager.
2006-08-08 09:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by Lyssums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a hair raising story. Did someone spike his drinks? I love off-color jokes. I am a dye hard fan of them. Is having sex with a peacock a fowl thing to do? Who agrees with me? Alright, I can see that the eyes have it. A real feather in my cap. This is in the same category as your allligator in the swamp story. Both are funny, however. Was the boy sadder but wiser?
2006-08-08 16:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the older you get, the better lines you have. But to use them to insult young people is quite rude. It would be funny if this exchange had happened between friends. But don't listen to me, I'm just another guy who thinks too much of himself.
2006-08-08 09:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetlemonman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny. I don't think the man did get that drunk. I think he was being sarcastic . LOL!!!
2006-08-08 10:12:53 · answer #5 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good . He must have been in good shape those darn peacocks can really haul a$$ !
2006-08-08 18:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you got too drunk if that old joke is all that you can come up with.
2006-08-08 08:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by rastus7742 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peacock and a rainbow?
2006-08-08 17:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by spyblitz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is a true story it was hysterical!!!!! And the old guy was just being sarcastic!!! :)
2006-08-08 11:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by Cait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally worth it
good one!
2006-08-08 13:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋