Was Mitch Hedberg the Best Comedian Ever?

Question

add in a few jokes of his, will ya....?

Answer 1

Probably not, while my friends and i listen to him for hours on long car rides, and laugh obnoxiously loud to him on plane rides, i do believe its all in his presentation. Although that is a key to a comedic delivery, I think comedians who can be funny without being under the influence stand a little higher on the morality scale.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it

want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for... That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly...

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head

On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?

use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly..

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

Answer 2

He wasn't the best ever...but he had the best delivery.

"The lady at the front desk gave me her number. It's 0."

"They say the recipie for sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home, there's more to it than that."

"I want to own a McDonalds restaurant and not participate in anything! Hey can I get a cheeseburger? Nope we have spaghetti! And blankets!"

"Ducks eat for free at Subway!"

my favorite is

"I like to put Do Not Disturb signs around my neck so little kids can't tell me knock knock jokes."