Tell my ex im sorry and take her out
2006-08-07 22:06:50
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answer #1
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answered by muffin 2
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Light the oven, I may just have time to do oven chips. I can microwave the chicken to go with them. I can drink wine with the meal. It won't matter if I drink half a bottle of scotch after. i don't normally drink much and never mix the pip and the grain. But this si a special occasion. A few things I should do after I've eaten. Those little things that you never get around it. Like writing a last will and testement. Hell who will I leave everything to. I don't even know many people who could set up my computer network in their homes. I could give it to charity I suppose. I'd better hurry and answer this question if I'm to die at 12.15pm. No time to do much else. Dial-a-hooker isn't a good idea; they won't arrive on time. I could call for a take away - that would save on cooking. A Chinese meal would get here faster than a bloody ambulance full of paramedics. Should I put the garbage out before I go, or just leave it for someone else to do? I haven't washed up since breakfast - bugger that - someone else can definitley do that after I'm gone. I wonder, what morphine sulphate, scotch whiskey and Indian tea mixture tastes like. Hell that should make the road to well, hell, easier to travel. I might of course, go to heaven, if there is one. I'm not that bad a person. Much better than that guy on the cross next to Jesus and he got in! Anyway, I've decided, Chinese takeaway, email my goodbyes, pre-paid funeral, cremation nad the 23rd psalm at my funeral - all are invited. England is nice at this time of year. 22C according to the BBC this afternoon and about 12C overnight. I hate cold, wet funerals. I bet that has cheered you all up. I have lunch now and die tomorrow - I can't be bothered today.
2006-08-07 23:44:31
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answer #2
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answered by Mike10613 6
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Seeing as it would take longer than an hour to get to my girlfriend from where I am at the moment, I'd go and sit in the pub and talk to her on the phone whilst ordering the most massive burger and chips and drinking loads!
2006-08-07 22:01:43
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answer #3
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answered by Stephen H 4
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Well, I would really have to speed up my life's fulfillings! I guess I wouldn't have time for doing what I want (like traveling the world) so I would spend those last 60 minutes with close friends and family, talking, revealing secrets, etc.
2006-08-07 22:00:22
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answered by Anonymous
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GO and see all my mates and tell them and have a fab time with them all together :) and make sure my last hour was the best hour of my life
2006-08-07 21:59:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I would leave everything and start praying for safe landing in the World Hereafter.
2006-08-07 22:00:49
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answered by khan a 4
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I would go to the nearest insurance company and insure me for a 100million US$
2006-08-07 22:02:21
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answered by Bolan 6
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Place a bet that I had more than an hour!!!
2006-08-07 23:08:38
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answered by dogs_dung 1
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Call someone to take my dog. Then love her because she would miss me.
2006-08-07 22:02:30
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answered by Tedi 5
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leave my body.
I am quite sure the other side is exciting or non-existent.
either way--I'd go ahead and split.
2006-08-07 22:01:13
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answer #10
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answered by Simple green is people! 3
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