2006-08-07 19:15:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
First I was like awww! now Im like I hope the oatmeals really hot
2006-08-07 19:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think she might be surprised that you knew how to make oatmeal, and she might ask how one of those cocktail weenies dorks like you serve at Super Bowl parties got in there.
2006-08-07 19:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by jbc3d33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant have a wife your only 12.
2006-08-07 19:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She may be surprised but so may you if she really likes oatmeal !
2006-08-07 19:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love oatmeal,,, as for your penis,, would get a knife and perform the Lorena Bobbit surgery, You definately would deserve it,,
2006-08-08 19:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Gringa_uno 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That's totally something my husband would say. He's always coming up with crazy things like that.
If I am having a problem with something and talk to him about it he goes "I think you need to suck my dick. That will probably make everything better." And we just start laughing.
2006-08-07 19:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee... is it really hot oatmeal? Is your name John Bobbitt by chance? I would have you committed if you were my husband and thinking this is a sweet idea.
2006-08-07 21:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca - 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure that oatmeal is good and HOT before you do that.
2006-08-08 01:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by auntcookie84 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO WANTS THEIR PENIS IN A BOWL OF OATMEAL
2006-08-07 19:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by gallow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame. She is your wife. Behave with her with love.
2006-08-07 19:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by Hardil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋