Have you ever said anything you wish you had not even thought of?

Question

If yes, what was it?

Answer 1

YES! Omg, my bro, Cris, has been datin this girl, Amanda, for 11 years, and he wants to marry her, but cant afford a ring. I was at their house and he wasnt home. Me and Amanda were talkin and i said "im surprised you havent given up on him yet" and i looked up and he wz standin in the doorway. i felt awful!

Answer 2

Well, on occasion I have experimented with impersonating two or more characters at once, vocally, just to get a feel for how it all sounds....sometimes it work really well, like when you mix Yoda with Snoop Dogg to get, yes, Snoop Yoda Dogg.....

BUT. Never, ever EVER try mixing Jar Jar Binks, G.W. Bush and/or Boomhauer from "King of the Hill" together at the same time. I only did it once and the level of idiocy I generated was so appalling I thought I had ruptured a Seal of the Apocalypse or something....just don't *do it* ok? O_O

Really....professional paid-for Yahoo Idiots have *nothing* on that, that is just, um, a level of stupefaction that *isn't meant for this universe*, ok? Really? Seriously? I'm begging ya here....

Answer 3

Yes, all the time. Each time I say something stupid, I wish I'd never thought of it.

At times I even feel that merely by thinking about doing something crazy (like jumping off a building), my brain will just go ahead and make me do it. At such times I wish that I'd never had that thought, even though I haven't yet said or done anything.

Answer 4

One time I was saying about of expletives about my mother-in-law and had no idea she could hear me over the phone with my wife but I wish I had not said it over the phone.

Answer 5

yup, one time i was mad at my best friend and i said some magic words and turned her accidentally into a frog, with a big butt/// and then there was this other time that i was arguing with my brother and firey rocks fell from the sky and landed on my 2004 mazda /~(try explaining that to the insurance comp)~ anyways

Answer 6

I said that this girl looked fat and she felt sad,and she did not wanted to talk to me ,but you have to lied and say something like oh i wasn't talking to you or I was reading this ad in the newspaper

Answer 7

Many times, and i regret most because I didn't mean to say them out loud. They came out, but all you can do from that point on is learn from them, and realize everyone does not need to hear what your thinking. :)

Answer 8

yes this happens whenever a thought enters my mind

furthermore..... when I speak it, things get worse

Answer 9

Only when I have lost my temper.