me and my friends...?

Question

me and my friends are going to have a yo mama joke competition
tomarow and i need some funny ones. dose any one know eny?

Answer 1

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.
Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your *** is dead.
Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.
Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.
Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Yo mama's like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, fast, easy and free!
Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.
Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.
Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.
Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.
Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.
Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back.
Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.
Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.
Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's ******.
Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.
Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like ****.
Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's like a fan, she's always blowing someone.
Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.
Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.
Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.
Yo mama's like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy.
Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.
Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.
Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.
Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.
Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "I love what she does for me!"
Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
Yo mama's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.
Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
Yo mama's like a window, always open.
Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.
Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.
Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.
Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.
Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.
Yo mama's like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.
Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap

Answer 2

My friends and I are going to have a yo mama joke competition tomorrow and I need some funny ones. Does anyone know any?

Do a search on yo mama jokes and you'll get lots.

Answer 3

Umm my ultimate friends specific, yet even although i like the females I carry out with, I wouldn't totally believe them. It sounds terrible yet i understand for a fact that they each and every each and every now and then gossip approximately one yet another. the two way is say I rather have some friends who're the two elementary climate friends and a few who're like sisters to me.

Answer 4

I probably know *too* many, but here's a good site:
http://members.lycos.co.uk/yomommajokes/

Answer 5

yo mama is so fat..............
she beeps when she backs up!