If you could give me any advice (on anything...but lets keep it clean people) what would it be?...Ready GO
2006-08-07 18:12:51 · 39 answers · asked by Paige 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows!
2006-08-07 18:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by functionary01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you ever get trashed drunk, keep a little note to yourself in your purse/wallet somewhere, that reminds you that your in a relationship, after 12 beers, you should avoid sex all together, because nothing good can come from your suspect condition, remide your self never to drive home, and if you do get someone to offer you a ride, make sure you know the person, I dont know how funny that is, but its pretty good advice, i just wish i would of added a reminder about pissing in the parkinglot!!
2006-08-07 18:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jonas V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treat others how you DON'T want to be treated.
Always have plans; if your mom can't visit you, she can't nag you about picking up your crap every once in a while.
Do today only what you can't put off to tomorrow.
If you're in the majority in anything, you're probably an unethical, unopiniated, brain-washed zombie. If you're in the minority, the majority doesn't giva a damn about you.
Hope those at least made you smirk....
2006-08-07 18:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by Harvey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont throw a brick straight up.
dont put your mouth on a car exaust
dont jump off of buildings
no matter how many times mighty mouse does it, you cannot fly. sorry.
dont make fun of the mafia.
dont eat fire.
take off your clothes before washing, drying, or ironing them.
dont lick stop signs in the wintertime
dont pour salt in your eyes.
elvis is dead. get over it
dont put wet t-shirt judge on your resume
dont eat glass
dont punch walls
dont kick porcupines w/ bare feet
2006-08-07 18:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Petite soeur!
Ne portez jamais dresse quand tous les autres portent la culotte!
2006-08-07 18:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you have received some interesting answers...
but there is good and bad advice on all topics that must Bree frequently up-dated...
2006-08-07 18:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by marycolletta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't iron your clothes wile there on you
superman costumes don't alow you to fly
emploiy wust wash hands dose not mean they wash your hands
if you steal lobsters from foodlion dont hide them in your pants
arguing online is like the special alimpics even if you win your still retarded
2006-08-07 18:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BATHROOM ETIQUETTE
If you sustain a paper cut while cleaning up after a # 2... Refrain from shoving your soiled digits into your mouth.... :S
2006-08-07 21:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by Islander 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On your Q & A page, it says you grew up abroad. My advice is that you should change that. You grew up as a girl and became "a broad".
2006-08-07 18:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never give cheese as a birthday present, I tried it once and was shot repeatedly.
2006-08-07 18:17:26 · answer #10 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋