do you ever feel like going to the zoo......?

Question

and throwing poop at the monkeys?

Answer 1

Heck yeah, but the question is...whose poop are you throwing??

Answer 2

I love going to the zoo. Except I never threw poop at the monkeys. Poor things might eat it.

At the Pittsburgh Zoo when I was little, there was an orangutan in a cage with a drinking fountain. He would take a mouthful of water and spit it out at the people as they walked past his cage. They wouldn't see it coming cos' that side of his cage was made of concrete. He was a riot!