Would Simon be so stupid to critisize how he did it? what would happen and how would it sound funniest Answer gets 10 points?
2006-08-07 16:41:29 · 6 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
He would critique Steven one how his fist should have made a downward motion before the final upward snap of tissue. Steven then would say,"Ahhh, I'll try that for next time." Simon would then say "Chuck Norris would own you." Steven would then rip out Simon's throat and say, "You mean like that?"
Boy, I just wasted 2 minutes of my life thinking of that.
2006-08-07 16:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by mildmanneredclarkkent64 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seagal would walk onstage and rip out Clay Aiken's throat while he was singing and take a bow. Simon would say "That's the best sound to come out of Aiken's' throat in weeks".
2006-08-07 23:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by Perry L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simon would tell him it lacked imagination. That he has seen it hundreds of times before in movies, done better and he bought nothing to the table. Even dinner theaters would be bored. Try a new twist, maybe a better outfit, and speak up a bit, and maybe there is hope.
2006-08-07 23:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by psycmikev 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simon Cowell will learn KARATE!
and...
STEVEN SEAGAL will join AND WIN American IdoL!
how funny is that?! hahahaha!
2006-08-07 23:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by elvishtattoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Simon would ask can you teach me how to do that
2006-08-07 23:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by jojoB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i don't think you have a voice for music!"
2006-08-07 23:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by time4d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋