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How many _______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer:________
2006-08-07 16:39:22 · 8 answers · asked by Mary the mellifluous 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer two but god knows how they got in there.
2006-08-07 16:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by deputy0216 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5, one blonde woman to hold the bulb, and 4 blonde men to rotate the table she is standing on.
2006-08-07 16:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
A' : One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract with
Halliburton to replace it.
A'': thirty-eight: One to say that no one could have foreseen the bulb's
burning out, one to spin stories for newspapers that the President's
bulb-changing program is working well, and thirty-five to go out on talk
shows to accuse the Democrats of being weak on light, and one to deny
rumors that it's still dark in there.
A''': sixty: thirty to bribe staffers to write letters telling everyone
how wonderful it is to sit in the dark, and thirty more to bribe
newspaper editors to publish those letters.
A'''': The Administration will defend its policy of warrant-less
surveillance of all Americans suspected of supporting foreign terrorist
bulbs entering this country.
2006-08-07 17:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bearable 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok it's a chauvanistic one but it made me chuckle.
Q. How many women does it take to screw iin a lightbulb?
A. Who care's what is the b*tch doing out of the kitchen in the first place..
and my change a light bulb one is...
Q. How many psychatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but the light bulb has to WANT to change....lol
2006-08-07 16:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by Squishygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Stooges does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because they keep breaking the bulbs over each others heads.
2006-08-07 16:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one; they hold it up and the world revolves around them.
Rose P.
2006-08-07 18:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here I go...
Southern Baptists
30
One to put it in, five to pray about it, ten to debate on whether it will work or not, and the final ten to decide who's gonna bring the potato salad, ham biscuits, and sweet tea.
2006-08-07 16:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yours
2006-08-07 16:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋