i'm so bored..i'll give you ten points if you make me unbored..thats not even a word?

Question

hmm...i could use a good joke...or just some random thought....i really don't care at this point

Answer 1

I am a magic genie. POOF!!!! You are unbored. Now do you feel better? LOL!!

Answer 2

I'll tell you a joke

their once was a blond who got cauth by the police because she was speeding so the cop went up to her and said can i have your llisencens and she said i dont have one because i stole this car .

Answer 3

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "Don't bother me. Go ask the frog something. He's the one whose jumpy."

The bartender instead goes over to the duck and asks, "What are you smoking?"

The duck simply says, "Quack".

*Drum Roll and Cymbal Crash*

Answer 4

here is a joke:
What do crabs and osama bin laden have in common?
........................................................they irritate Bush

another joke:
on day this mushroom walks into a bar. he tries to make friends even buys drinks for a couple of friends. but no one wants to hang out with him.....he gets sad.....he finally asks everyone what's the deal. I'm a FUNGI

here is a video i ran into the other day.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3813067855347605241

Answer 5

Q: what is the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

A: It's in the taste!!! Ha ha ha

Answer 6

unbored, lol. Your funny all by yourself, lol

Answer 7

take a mirror, look @ your face and see how ugly you look bored, grab a book, turn off th e computer, loser!

Answer 8

ok , h/o i got sumthen tat will make u laugh
iight here, dis will make you laugh i gurantee it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oFGFRHCBrwA

tell me wha chu think iight?
bye pretty lady

Answer 9

You look Marvelous
You look good

Answer 10

Why did God create man before he did a women, -------
because he didn't want any advice....