drunk or not.
2006-08-07 15:48:55 · 17 answers · asked by bdazz 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i dont think u really want to kno
hint *it invoves 2 guys and a tampax
2006-08-07 15:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by fuzzycakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one that leaps to mind (but by no means the only one) was when a group of friends and I were visiting St Louis Arch and the museum for westward expansion, and as we passed the part about the Louisiana Purchase, one of the girls and I started singing "And so in eighteen hundred three the Louisiana Territory was sold to us, without a fuss, and gave us lots of elbow room. Oh, elbow room, elbow room! Got to got to get us some elbow room, it's the west or bust..." as we walked along.
The rest of the group stopped until there was about 10 feet between them and us 'cause they didn't want to be associated with us... ::grin::
2006-08-07 22:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in school and I was walking and had my head in another direction. I was watching the football team practice while I was walking to my bus. As soon as I turn around, WHAMO!!! A steel pole. I dropped all of my books. Just my luck, I was near the juniors (My school has a building for 9/10 grade, and one for 11/12 grade). They were like ooooooooooo..... I just laughed it off and walked away.
2006-08-07 22:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in college, a girl I was dating at that time, starting acting like a B**** because I wore a pair of sweatpants to a Wal-Mart (She is/was the type of person who thinks you have to look better than everyone else no matter where you are or what you're doing). Anyway, she kept on and on and on and on about it, and when I had heard enough of this, I pulled my sweatpants up to my chest, started doing this goofy walk, and said to her with a goofy/redneck accent in front of everyone, "Oh, c'mon, don't do this to me, baby. I can't help it that I'm this way. But you make me have funny feelings in my pants."
Needless to say, she was completely embarrassed, and we broke up about 2 minutes later. Other people in the store who had heard her drone on and on about my choice of attire were saying things like, "I was wondering how long you were going to take her b******* at you before you snapped." or "THANK YOU, you made my day by putting that b**** in her place"
Silly? Maybe, but I'm glad I did it.
2006-08-07 22:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by GottaGo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question required some thought, as I'm a rather spontaneous type of person.
Some years back, my girlfriend and I made love on the front lawn of the police station.
Believe it or not, we didn't even get arrested. Though, there was some applause when we finished.
2006-08-07 22:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by da_lizard_of_ozz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to go to the store and rip off as many of the produce bags as I think I'll need and fling them around my neck like a scarf. Drives my kids nuts but I think I'm a riot!
2006-08-07 22:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by thrill88 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking in the mall, and I wasn't paying attention and I ran into one of the columns, and of course, everybody stared at me. And the people I was with were laughing at me. I was laughing to!
BTW, I was not drunk. lol
2006-08-07 22:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by banana_splitt00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walked around the mall with an 18 inch dildo hanging from my pants....and taped it. Twas an instant classic.
2006-08-07 22:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by mnorth12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a teenager and walking outside with my stupidity on display.
2006-08-07 22:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mooned random guys. Twas fun =]
2006-08-07 22:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋