Bush & Cheney joke, what do you think?

Question

Cheney & Bush headed out for a trip to Hooters for hot wings.Bush told Cheney,"Lets take your car cause people know my black Suburban." So,off they go.While on the way Cheney passed a truck and a small rock went through the windshield and hit him in the eye.The driver of the truck took them to the local hospital where they had to remove Cheneys eye due to the damage. He left with pain medicine and a black patch over his eye. He told Bush that he was OK to drive and headed back home. Bush was so upset that he didn't get to have some hot wings that he started nagging Cheney. Cheney told him to be quiet as he was sick of his babbling and lies.Bush then proceeded to call Cheney a one eyed phucker.Cheney said Ok , get in the back seat I've had it and if I hear one more word like that from you again I'll cut your tongue out! Bush said it one more time and Cheney pulled his car over and cut Bush's tongue out.On the way home Cheney began to feel guilty about what he'd done . He then looked in

the rear mirror and saw Bush with one hand over an eye and his other hand was giving Cheney the bird. What do you think ???

Oh come on, it has a punch line at the details.Any Democrat can figure that out !

Answer 1

Americans have to feel like Cheney in the joke. We have the same joker who can't talk, only looks with one eye{ one view}, and is giving us the bird as he drives from the back seat. We know how to pick'm! Onward Christian Soldiers, the world needs ya' to save those nasty human dogs... well mostly pseudo conservatives.

Answer 2

George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the basket?" She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.

"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"

The little girl says, "Republicans."

Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this time with Karl Rove. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Bush says, "Watch this, Karl? It's really cute."

They approach the little girl. Bush greets her and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."

Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?"

She replies, "Democrats."

Aghast, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"

"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

Answer 3

I wish Cheney would cut out his tongue. No one hates Bush more than me, but that joke was not funny. It had no punch line and therefore no purpose.

Answer 4

That was pretty good Bush and cheney are both the biggest idiots!!!

Answer 5

I dislike Bush and Cheney's regime,

but I also dislike bad jokes

Answer 6

Its funny you Democrats never seem too amaze me ...that is one thing you all know how too do ***** and whine ***** and whine .... I can't wait too see how much you liberal pukes whine when you lose your a$$ in '08.....hell ill need too get some of those Bose QC-3's so I can tune out your liberal whining!

its people like you who don't have any morals at all and all you seem too care about is yourself and blaming someone else because you ain't got the balls too stand up and take responsibility for your actions... its always someone elses fault never could be a Democrats ...my God that would be unthinkable!

Answer 7

shorter version is

bush and cheney on a daily basis thats comedy

Answer 8

i would have walked away from you in disgust because that was the stupidist joke i've ever wasted my time on. i'm not a bush or cheney fan but that was just retarded.

Answer 9

Typically Demoralcraply unfunny

Answer 10

i can't stand bush and cheney, but unfortunately that wasn't a funny joke.