want 10 points??

Question

who ever tells me the most weired thing i will give u 10pts. ! k tell me them stories!!!!!!

Answer 1

WANNA GET REPORTED FOR GAMING???

Answer 2

The most weirdest things i know r:
1) Blondes have more hair than brunettes
2)Sand can travel from Arfica to Florida
3)Giraffes have blue tongues
4)After humans, dolphins are the smartest animals(monkeys r most like humans)
5)People who put those rings in their ear lobes so they can stick they're finger through it
6)When someone is pregnant for about 8 months and the baby is soon to be born, the baby can actually yawn.
7)The tallest person ever was 8'11"
8)A mosquito has 47 teeth

Is that enough to earn 10 points?

Answer 3

Here are some cool animal facts...

Penguins can jump 6 feet in the air.

A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.

A young Kangaroo is called a Joey.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards.

Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.

The smallest bird in the world is the Humming Bird. It weighs less than 1 oz (or 1g).

A bear can run at speeds of up to 30 miles per hour (48 km/h)

Elephants are the only animal that can't jump.

Polar bears are left handed.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

Tigers have striped skin not just striped fur.

Reindeer eat moss because it contains a chemical that stops their body from freezing.

The coyote's scientific name (Canis Latrans) means 'barking dog'.

Snakes can see through their eyelids.

A Woodpecker can peck 20 times per second.

Woodpeckers don't get headaches from all that pecking. Their skulls have air pockets to cushion the brain.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees.

Butterflies tast sensors are in their feet. They taste their food by standing on it.

Katydids have ears in their front legs.

The strongest animal in the world is the rhinoceros beetle. It can lift 850 times its own weight.

Flamingos are pink because shrimp is one of their main sources of food.

The flying frog uses flaps of skin between its toes to glide.

The slowest mammal on earth is the tree sloth. It only moves at a speed of 6 feet (1.83 meters) per minute.

The Chameleon's tongue is as long as its body.

The Chameleon can focus its eyes seperately to watch two objects at once.

The Kangaroo's ancestors lived in trees. Today there are eight different kinds of tree kangaroos.

Flamingos eat with their heads upside down to strain the water out of their food.

Many snakes never stop growing. That's one reason they must shed their skin.

The Arctic Tern flies from the North Pole to the South Pole and then back again to spend summer in each place.

The black bulldog ant from Australia is the most dangerous ant in the world. It stings and bites at the same time and has killed humans.

A hippopotamus can stay under water for up to 30 minutes.

The Basenji is the only dog which does not bark.

Armadillos, opossums and sloths spend up to 80 percent of their lives sleeping.

Answer 4

When I was younger, I went camping with the girl scouts. And on one of our camping trips, there was a man who had escaped prison, roaming in the woods. They wouldn't evacuate us, because the cars were to far away from the camp site, and there were no outdoor lights, to many girls, and not enough leaders. Years later, I found out my best friend was camping there too with her GS troop. We never even met each other until jr high. Then another friend of ours in a different troop was there as well.
Kind of weird how we all ended up being friends and never knew each other before even though we all frequented the same events.

Answer 5

i was having a sleepover with some of my friends and we were getting ready to go to bed. it was thundering that night so the lights kept on flickering. but suddenly, the lights went completely off and we started screaming like crazy! we stayed in the room together but never left. after a few minutes, when the lights came on, my friend stacy had told us that she heard someone whispering her name in her ear. it was so scary cuz i had the same thing too! all the other girls agreed and we were really freaked out. just as we were tring to get into bed again, my window flew open and it suddenly got so bright in the room, that it was blinding! after a few seconds, it just went away and we were all complaining about a ringing noise in our ears! it was so freaky! and i did not make this up! i'm serious!

Answer 6

flying turkys fart. did you know that? If a flying turky farts within 1 mile of a farting chicken mass destruction could happen! So here's the story. one day i was walking to get some belly button lint from my local bride's gown shop, when all of the sudden a dead turky rose up from a witches's broom and farted in my face! i was so shocked that i bumped into a farting chicken and the 2 collided! That was the day my life came to an end. For now, I'm growing my biggest turky chicken fart for your next birthday. So if you get a present labled, LOVE TURKY FARTS? DON'T OPEN IT! Some people say chicken farts are more happy smelling than turky farts.

weird much?

Answer 7

one time this kid was like totally out of it, he was just boppin around didn't know which way was up. So he went into the grocery store and started eating things. He then left the store and was walking listening to music when he got pulled over by the cops for indecent exposuse, They hit him over the head with their club and he woke up. It was just a dream.

Answer 8

George Bush looks like a monky. Wierd right? Wait, thats Tarzan. Nevermind.

Answer 9

One time I snorted some pop rocks and they were crackin' in my head and my buddy was laughin' at me like mad and I was floppin' all over the place with pop rocks poppin' in my brain. Also, I like to rub mayo all over my body and sprinkle sunflower seeds on myself and flop in the yard and wait for the ants to come. Then I get up and shave my legs after I've been devoured by the army of ants. It's exhilarating!

Answer 10

growing up my dad was a plumber and i have 3 sisters two younger and 1 older the one who is just under me is wild so my dad took us to sizzler after a call we all went on and while ther my little wild sister decides to use the guacamole as a face mask because she has seen my dad use it before at home so we are all sittting down ready to eat andlook over and my wild sister has applied the guacamole to her face we were laughing so hard my dad was so embarrassed he took her to the bathroom and made her take it off but to this day i still laugh whenever i think of sizzler

Answer 11

Why Yahoo! Messenger is EVIL!: Crazy space monkeys from hell bombarded the sattilites from outerspace, and Gene Wilder is the mastermind behind this. Bill Cosby is in on this too, he threatened the Yahoo! Messenger Makers and the President that he would blackmail them getting drunk and having gay sex. Dwarfs, Elves, Hobbits, etc. came out from the fricken Lord of the Rings book and now Arrigorn has to save us, but won't because there isn't any Lord of the Rings Movies to star in. Legolas was the second runner-up but he's gay so everybody was like, "Oh screw that!". Now the fricken Lucky Charms guy is like "What the ****, those ****ing kids stole my Lucky Charms again, and my crack". Barney is like, "Oh what the ****, I'm just going to get drunk like I always do and watch porn with the Tellitubies". Stewie from Family Guy came out into the world to rape the Chairmen for Yahoo!. And eveyones like "OH MY GOD!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!", and nobody gives a ****. All hell breaks loose on Yahoo! land!!! The cowboys from Blazing Saddles are stampeding women and raping cows all over the place! The Johnny Depp version of Willy Wonka is all gay like that, and goes and takes a smoke. Hilary Duff joined a Nazi group and is killing inocent children. Gorge Bush is like all, "My fellow Americans..." and then Osama shoots him and everyones like "YAY! BRING ON THE BEER AND DANCING LLAMAS!!!". Then a furry gerbal gang takes over Nickelodeon and rapes everyone, Drake Bell is like "That ain't cool, man", Romeo is like, "Yo' yo' i'm gonna rap because i'm such a poser!", everyone else is like "what the ****?!". Michael Jackson is all like, "Hey little billy lets go to Never Never Land!", Michael Jackson is now molesting countless children and employees for Yahoo! Messenger, his ****ing fake noses are terrorizing Canada, and they are like "what's going on, eh?", Australia is like "What the ****, mate?" because Tom Cruise is taking out his weirdness and ****ing killing Australians! He's also out to kill Oprah Winfrey. This is a 100% true story.