He uses the word HOE alot. Don't you think? he also breaks into my apartment quite regularly around christmas time and he steals my ham.and he regularly makes fun of my mother. What a psycho.
Just for fun, folks, just for fun.
2006-08-07 13:20:06 · 49 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he took my cookies! and left me no presents!
2006-08-07 13:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by BoRiQuA_MaMi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nasty old guy, sure cost me alot last Christmas, But guess thats what its all about.. WOW got to tell the wife about the ham all I got was a cup of coffee..Said the rest was for the grand kids.. Hey Sweetheart !! you have a real nice next Christmas, Thought your question was good.. Your friend from Tennessee...Santa..ROB
2006-08-07 13:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa ClausE, the evil elf, is not to be confused with Santa Claus, the jolly red guy that brings presents to good boys & girls. There are lots of theories as to why Clause turned bad while Claus is so good, some think it is the extra Vitamin E in his diet. :-)
2006-08-07 13:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Nelita C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever seen the movie Bad Santa?
I do think in some ways Santa is a bad man, he breaks in, steals food and thinks that a few plastic items that break within a few days will make up for it....
and I agree, this is all in fun.
christmas is for the kids!
2006-08-07 13:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by noellajean_jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He broke into my house ate my cookies and drank my milk and still i got bad gifts and made fun of my mom too; so this year im hiding the milk and my cookies, turning on the chimney and hope he doesnt come back to make fun of my mom and to steal
2006-08-07 13:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Santa Clause is not a bad person I love Santa he leave noting but good things for me lol He never left me any coal lol :-)
2006-08-07 13:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's examine the word "Santa", shall we? Let's see, what have we got here? We've got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm.. Who could be bouncing small children firmly on their pelvic region? Who would help grown men peel the focus from the baby Jesus on his birthday? Who could it be, I just don't know. Could it be.. SATAN!
Well isn't that special?
2006-08-07 13:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by automaticmax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw him really drunk once at the mall. Also, I hear that the elves are really all enslaved up there where no one can help them. Why do you think he picked such a remote spot for his control issues. He's a very bad man. He only comes to bring gifts so we all think he is so wonderful, but God only knows what he does to those poor little reigndeer at night.
2006-08-07 13:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by mark_jw2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he's a pedophile and a drunk. He is misogynistic for using the word HO so frequently. He utilizes slave labor (the dwarves) and is guilty of animal abuse (the reindeer). He's also a stalker, if he can keep an eye on you all year long and tell whether you've been "naughty" or "nice" (more sexually suggestive terminology).
2006-08-07 13:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bastard is sitting on enough coal to power the entire world for the next 100 years, but he won't give anybody any of it.
Its not like the world hasn't been naughty enough
2006-08-07 13:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil santa
2006-08-07 13:24:18 · answer #11 · answered by Crazy_Wanderer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋