Hi, for most of my life i've felt trapped, like i wasn't who people wanted me to be. You see I've always felt like I was an alien rodent of the species Furmans. I need help on getting home, any advice?
P.S. - Furmans come from planet Qui-Gon Poopoo. (if that helps)
2006-08-07 12:31:56 · 15 answers · asked by ZenTurkey 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Wow, how can I choose between so many good anwers, especially brooky two and Padme. Thank you my space-cagemates! Blessings and peace extend to you all my fellow Furmans and Furman friends!
2006-08-07 12:58:42 · update #1
OK, here's what you gotta do.
1. Get yourself to Cape Canaveral and stow away on the space shuttle.
2. The shuttle will stop at the space station. Sneak onto the space station.
3. At around 3 everyday a star fighter races by. Try to hitch a ride onto it.
4. The star fighter will take you to the edge of this galaxy.
5. When your get to the edge, turn around three times chanting "Qui-Gon lives "
6. This will teleport you to the Qui-ni Galaxy.
7. Now, I'm not sure exactly where Qui-Gon Poopoo is, but Qui-Gon Peepee is the 4th planet on the left. They should be able to direct you from there.
Good luck, and may the force be with you.
2006-08-07 12:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Padme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cousin Ratdog, so long I've been searching for you. I know the way home, we must meet at the corner of Main St. and 1st St. at 12pm central time tonight. Although you could be miles away from me, our ability to travel at the speed of light will be no match for distance. Oh, Cousin, how your mother Kla-dow-shi-shi has worried about you! What you have felt all these years is correct. Although I can not reveal anymore about your alien-napping that occured so many, many years ago, I will tell you that we have probed the one who took you many times. You will have your chance when you return home to our precious Qui-Gon Poopoo and we can do the time warp again.
Meet me tonight!
2006-08-07 19:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Brooke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, perhaps a hypnotist could put you in touch with whatever it is that Furmans use to get in touch. ET made a communication device out of found parts, but I don't know how it worked. Good luck; call when you get home.
2006-08-07 19:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodent, huh? I think I'd stay here... according to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, rodents rule the world.
2006-08-07 19:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by lotsayorks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel trapped every day, I live with an idiot! Perhaps you two could hook up, I'd gladly offer him to you, if that helps. His name is Eric Burr. Bye the way he is a poop! How fitting.
2006-08-07 19:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by doesitmatter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO TO QUI GON GIN AND TAKE THE SNOW SPEEDER TO ALDERON. MAKE A LEFT AT TATOONI AND GET LOST IN BAGADO SWAMP WITH YODA!
2006-08-07 19:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by MRS. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel traped to only i am a farie and dont know how to get home but it is close it is in the next solarsystem over.
2006-08-07 19:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.0 get a life
2006-08-07 19:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by suppy_sup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-huh yeah. Buh-Bye.
2006-08-07 19:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Gemini23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry 4 u!
2006-08-07 19:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by tiniri11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋