I was wondering how long it would take conspiracy theorists to figure out that penguins now rule kuwait? because so far no ones noticed
2006-08-07 12:10:04 · 9 answers · asked by penguinsupersoldier 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
It's all over the Mars radio stations. You should know.
2006-08-07 12:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time there was a Penguin who was driving through Arizona.
His car started acting funny so the first chance he got he pulled into a service station.
The Penguin asked the mechanic if he would take a look at his car.
The mechanic said "Sure little buddy, right after I finish up here".
The Penguin, having a little time to kill, walked across the street to the Piggly Wiggly (a grocery store).
He wandered up and down the isles until he came to the frozen foods section.
Looking first to the left and then to the right and seeing that no one was watching, he opened a door and climbed into the freezer.
Happy and cool he ate a little ice cream and fell fast asleep.
He woke with a start realizing that he had dozed off and ran out to check on his car.
He waddled into the garage just as the mechanic was closing the hood to his car.
The mechanic looked at the Penguin and said "Hey little buddy looks like you blew a seal".
The Penguin quickly wiped a flipper across his mouth and said "Oh no sir! That's just ice cream".
2006-08-07 19:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by newt_peabody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was all that sanity they've been stealing! They've been using it to secretly construct a government that could be run coherently with as little people figuring out they were penguins as possible. Everyone thinks that they're just a bit uptight, since they're always wearing suits. The T-Shirts were true! It's the end of the world!
2006-08-07 19:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Meredia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is the result of wallowing in all that oil.
It causes transmorgrification of the symbiotic DNA nucleoids.
That brings about a shift in the ruvifactions of the glatus and thereby affects how the neural transmitters affect fecal development.
Resulting in a majority of penguins running the country.
There, I certainly hope that clears it up.
2006-08-07 20:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The penguins are simply puppets for the real masters. Cows.
2006-08-07 19:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Edward F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaahhahaahahahaha.....even LOL.. That came so close to going over my head that I have a bump on my forhead now......good one
2006-08-07 19:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really talk some weird stuff, questioner . . . is this your life?
2006-08-07 19:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. Thank you. I needed that.
2006-08-07 19:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by coragryph 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know what you mean by that
2006-08-07 19:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋