OK... let's just say we have a hypothetical situation with a neighbor (we'll call her Traci) and this guy (we'll call him Timmy).
Traci likes to lay out in her backyard in the nude. Timmy (in NO way finds this offensive) finds it uncomfortable when he has to go out back and cut the grass, wash the cars, paint the deck, etc.
Timmy does not want to act like a pervert and stare at his naked neighbor, but he HAS to get the work done! Duty calls!
Traci does not seem to care that Timmy sees her "birthday suit" and waves as she sees him going about his chores.
However, it creates a problem for Timmy when "accidentally" loses focus and crashes his riding mower or mows over a flower bush. It also has created a major problem for his lawn due to the very frequent mowing in the summer sun.
So... to make a long story short - I will simply ask my question.
How many times is appropriate to mow one's yard or wash a car in a 7 day period? (hypothetically speaking)
2006-08-07 11:41:57 · 36 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Usually, at my place, it gets mowed twice a week, but i hate doing it cuz my neighbor likes to go around, in the nude, cut her grass, and EVEN plant flowers, bending over of course, oh, and sometimes she has family over, (they're nudists also) so ya see them playing football,(in the nude), and sometimes they celebrate 4th of July when it's not and shooot off fireworks, oh i think i forgot to mention tht my neighbor was 67 years old, sorry bout that, hope ya didn't choke on anything....
but to your question, aboutt twice a week. ☺
2006-08-07 11:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just do it partially.
Monday just wash the tires of the car.
Wax it even!
Tuesday mow just a corner of the lawn.
Break a sprinkler while you're at it.
Wednesday wash the back part of the car.
Wax it.
Thursday mow another corner of the lawn.
Break another sprinkler.
Friday Wash the hood of the car.
Wax it.
Saturday Mow another corner of the lawn.
Break a sprinkler.
Sunday wash one of the sides of the car.
Wax it.
And just keep going.
When you finish mowing the lawn, start working on fixing those sprinklers that were broken. By the time you fix the sprinklers the lawn would have grown back again!!!
Or you...sorry, "Timmy" could ask Traci if he could join her sun bathing. If that doesn't sound right, make some lemonade and ask if she wants any. ice tea would work too.
2006-08-07 11:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think "Timmy" should wash his car and mow his lawn until the paint comes off the car and Timmy is mowing dirt. Once that happens I think Timmy will bored of his naked neighbor Traci. :)))
2006-08-07 11:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by mia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude. Duuuuude. Dude.
Dude.
If a girl is sunbathing nude. (Nude. Nuuuuude.) And doesn't care. And is waving at you. There is no limit to the number of times you can do stuff that involves checking her out. In fact, since she's outside so much, she probably enjoys summer activites such as mowing and car washing. She probably has some excellent opinions about such things. She'd probably enjoy telling you about them. Which would involve getting closer to the nudity. To ask her. About the opinions. Of hers.
"Hey, excuse me. Miss? I was wondering.... We've been planting bougainvallia here for, like, 10 years. And it's, you know, nice and all. But I was thinking of replacing it, or at least augmenting it with some hyacinth. Whaddya think?"
Also...
"Can you tell from there if I missed a spot on my car?"
Stuff like that.
Nude, sunbathing chicks are a gift. Do not waste it on yard work. Take the next step.
And then come back and ask us what to do when the nude, sunbathing chick asks you to house-sit for her twin, 17 year old daughters....
2006-08-07 11:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ozmoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mowing the yard and washing the car should be limited to once a week. As long as Timmy isn't MARRIED, I am sure he could find some other productive outdoor activities to keep him busy.
2006-08-07 11:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Miss D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like Traci likes Timmy, and is trying to make him look at her naked ***. Maybe Timmy should wake up and realize that Traci totally wants him. I don't know if Timmy's married, but if he's not, then maybe he should just go next door and bag her and get it over with, before his lawn gets totally destroyed.
2006-08-07 11:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by .......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Timmy should go over and ask if Traci needs her lawn mowed and her car washed...
2006-08-07 11:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Stella Blue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lay out in the nude, but I have a privacy fence and I know that my neighbors are gone at certain hours of the day. I think Timmy should just enjoy life, and the view, and instead of doing chores, grab a lounge chair, strip down, lotion up, and let the sunshine in.
2006-08-07 11:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Timmy and his lawn is the victim here, not Traci. Traci needs a good , gently yet firm spanking for her naughty ways. Do it before you wind up inadvertently chopping down your little secret garden behind the garage.
2006-08-07 11:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by willberb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on where you live, you might have to mow up to 10 times a week and wash your car 4 times a week. Especially when the sun it at its peak.
2006-08-07 11:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by eric k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋