2006-08-07 11:14:34 · 11 answers · asked by penguinsupersoldier 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Funny thing: I was at a strip club the other night--my pals and I were getting drunk and the girls were dancing and flopping around on the bar like they always do, when all of the sudden I heard some shouting coming from the corner booth, where Chuck Norris, two penguins and three strippers were sitting around a couple pitchers of beer.
Chuck leaned over the table, pointed at one of the penguins (who was getting fresh with the one chuck apparently liked) and shouted "Well yeah, Beeyatch, I trained with Bruce Lee!" At this point the penguin shouted, "Oh yeah, well I saw this in an Al Pacino movie."
The penguin then pulled out from under the table a huge machine gun, ****** it and said, "Say hello to my little friend" before opening up like you've never seen on my dear, poor, favorite actor. Chuck, whether you knew it or not, has already been killed by a penguin with a machine gun. (It's just the club owner is holding onto the tape for top dollar. It'll be released soon.)
2006-08-07 11:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Gremlin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
When the boogie man goes to bed at night he checks his
closet for chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer,
too bad he's never cried
Chuck Norris bleeds gasoline
Too bad he doesn't bleed, that's why there is a gas shortage.
Chuck Norris once brought a sheep to life and then he round kicked it in the head, killing it. Just to prove that chuck Norris givith and chuck Norris takith away
2006-08-07 18:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the penguin can aim then I would hate to be Chuck Norris.
2006-08-07 18:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Phillip H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, the penguin would not be a match!
2006-08-07 18:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thing about penguins with machine guns is no trigger finger. I mean, really, it might be standing by one, might be able to pick it up in it's little flapping wings, but how's it going to fire??
But then again, why would Chuck beat up a penguin? Walker, Texas Ranger, is a good guy.
2006-08-07 18:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hands down, Chuck Norris, he's da man!
2006-08-07 18:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
2006-08-07 18:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Kristina B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris
2006-08-07 18:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by zoli_zly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
penguin definetly, i mean chuck norris is chuck norris, not neo, so he cant dodge bullets
2006-08-07 19:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Hellion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris
all the time
everytime
2006-08-07 18:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Coxie Megan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋