2006-08-07 11:12:58 · 13 answers · asked by STONER 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
But wait..................A woodchuck can't chuck wood. So therefore, the answer is zero.
2006-08-07 11:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-08-07 18:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by jmfr5180 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he'd probably chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck...!!
2006-08-07 18:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by FreddyBoy1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as he can chuck of course
2006-08-07 18:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seventeen.
2006-08-07 18:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by ancutzabatalar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Cord
2006-08-07 18:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an acre of forest, including many little annoying fury animals =D
2006-08-07 18:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Ian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as they don't do it in my yard, I don't really care.
2006-08-07 19:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by krissydahs93 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1,000,000,001 as of today this question has been asked.
2006-08-07 18:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none. it gives his mouth splinters.
2006-08-07 18:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by Gidget 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋